I thought we at least had ’till 2012 before the world comes to an end! Now, the Apocalypse officially arrives May 21, 2011. It’s painted on a yellow van, so it must be true! I read a story about the church behind the theory that the world will come to an end at this exact date. It led me to wonder: What are they going to do with that van and all of those signs on May 22? A person would already look silly for riding around in that ugly van as is; to be tacky AND wrong, is like a double-dose of idiot.
Besides, God would not really let anyone know the exact date of the Rapture. People wouldn’t be able to handle it. I know I’d personally stop paying bills and go buy a bunch of stuff I can’t afford on credit, just so I can go out in style on May 21st. Then, if I wake up on the 22nd to a bunch of calls from collection agencies, I’d go find whomever was driving this van and slap the sh*t out of them.
This type of prediction is ridiculous. Even the Mayans, who claimed the world was ending in 2012, didn’t know what they were talking about. I mean, if they cold see the future, how come they didn’t see that Cortez was coming to make them his b*tches?! These are the type of questions I must ask.
If nothing else, seeing this truck taught me that most people I know misspell the word “Judgment.” I can at least take pride in the fact that my grammatical skills are that much more refined thanks to the “WE ALL GONNA DIE 3 MONTHS FROM NOW!” truck.
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You misspelled could : (
I’m sorry. Sigh.
I’ll fix that shortly. Thanks. Damn shame I called out the van people or their spelling, then misspelled something myself
HAAHAH! Even if that was the day, he wouldn’t get anywhere in that slow truck!!
Yeah, the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse would roll up alongside that van and raise Hell! Literally!
If the world ends in May, that’s gonna mess up the Lakers’ run for a 3-peat. God wouldn’t do that to Kobe.
Hahahahahaha! Very true LOL