Miss Sam Cassell Face

by on 10. Feb, 2011 in NBa, Sex, Ugly, Women

Sam Cassell Face Girl

For illustration purposes, only. NOT a real photo, thank God!

Yesterday I saw a woman with the perfect body.  However, there was one glaring problem: She looked like Sam Cassell in the face. This woman was living proof that God has a sense of humor. A sharp, twisted one at that. To put those long legs, that slim waist, those nice breasts and that OUTSTANDING backside on someone with Sam Cassell Face is just wrong! She was pushing a stroller, so apparently someone else had no qualms about having sex with her. However, if I can’t look at the woman I’m seeing’s face without either laughing or thinking to myself “Leon, you’re better than this,” well then, I just can’t bring myself to go there.

Sam Cassell, if you’re reading this, I want to clarify that I mean no harm. I know it’s rough when you type your name into Google and the third search term to come up is “Sam Cassell ugly.” By all accounts, you’re a fun-loving guy, so I’m not going to make jokes about you. Besides, you’re a rich NBA champion, so I doubt that you really give a damn either way.  To Sam Cassell Face Girl, well…you have nice tits and a phat ass. They’ll take you places in life, in spite of your face.

See? I’m a glass half-full kind of guy!

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    15 Responses to “Miss Sam Cassell Face”

    1. JoJo 10. Feb, 2011 at 2:30 pm #

      This reminds me of my old boss at my last job she worked out a lot and had a great figure, but she looked like a character off of planet of the apes…lol

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    2. Chellbellz 10. Feb, 2011 at 3:08 pm #

      There was a girl circulating on twitter who had Sam’s face lol

      Reply
    3. Milkipedia 10. Feb, 2011 at 3:34 pm #

      whenever I see a girl like that with kids, I think … “her baby daddy must’ve been hittin it from the back”

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    4. Thekla 11. Feb, 2011 at 2:28 pm #

      howdy, superb blog, and a very good understand! definitely one for my bookmarks.

      Reply
    5. Black GIrl Thinking 11. Feb, 2011 at 2:39 pm #

      lol yeah I think you definitely need to think again when you look at someone and immediately think you can do better lol

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    6. mina 12. Feb, 2011 at 1:01 pm #

      HUH-larious!!! “living proof that God has a sense of humor” –HA!

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      • ListenToLeon 16. Feb, 2011 at 6:10 pm #

        Yeah, God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten son so that I could make inappropriate jokes when I see things like this.

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    7. Stacy 12. Feb, 2011 at 8:29 pm #

      you’re wicked leon… lol

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