If someone gives you a phone number and leaves off the last digit, that’s a bad sign, right? How many of you ladies have ever done that on purpose to some guy you met? As a man, I don’t think my pride or lack of patience would allow me to dial ten different numbers like,
“Hello, can I speak to (insert name here) please?”
“There’s no one here by that name? Oh, OK.”
*hanging up phone*
Not only would it be pretty pathetic, it is also a waste of time. Any woman in her right mind who got a call from someone diligent enough to figure out which number was the right one probably SHOULD lie and claim it’s not her. That much detective effort for a relative stranger is a pretty good sign that this fellow may have stalker tendencies. In reality, the only acceptable action for a man in this situation is to walk away with your dignity intact.
That is, unless you actually see the lady you thought you booked again. Then, you can walk on over to her, take her by the hand, lock eyes with her, move in closely and say “What are you? A simpleton? Phone numbers have SEVEN digits! SEVEN!!! Put your number in my phone the RIGHT WAY this time, and DON’T MAKE ME have to walk back over here again!”
Just playing. Say something nicer than that, for God’s sake! Also, since I put the single up here, I may as well post the song too.Tweet