Tough Love Via Fake Mike Epps

by on 09. Mar, 2011 in Angry, College, Commercial, Video, Youtube

Everest College guy who looks like Mike Epps

"You ain't doing nothing with your life. Go so school! RIGHT NOW!"

I’m convinced daytime TV destroys more brain cells than drugs. I wonder how many paternity tests, fist fights, court shows, lie detector results and hours of Kathie Lee & Hoda it would take to kill a man. Out of everything that bothers me about daytime TV, sadly, one set of commercials stands out: Everest College.

I’m sorry, but I don’t appreciate a fake-ass Mike Epps telling me to get my life together while I’m home sick. I know a lot of other people do need to hear that message, but it’s something unsettling about some stranger in a parking lot at night running up on me with a stern pep talk.

“Look at you! You’re sitting on the couch. You ain’t doing sh*t. Go! Right now! Do you want to be a loser all your damn life? Enroll at Everest. In 12 months, YOU CAN GET YOUR PhD, N*GGA! You ain’t got no one to blame for your situation but YOURSELF, you broke piece of sh*t!”

That Everest College guy is probably responsible for driving countless people to depression and drinking. I wonder if he’s ever been assaulted on the street by any slackers who took his message too personally? He’s probably gotten that stupid cap slapped off his head more times than he can even remember. I’m sure it’s worth it though, when you consider he had to have gotten PAID as much as that commercial aired on daytime TV.

I’m sure that Everest has new commercials now, but the ones with Fake Mike Epps are classic. He has a spot reserved in the Obnoxious jackass Hall of Fame.

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    13 Responses to “Tough Love Via Fake Mike Epps”

    1. e.dot 09. Mar, 2011 at 5:36 pm #

      lmao @ Fake Ass Mike Epps!!

      Thought you might appreciate this seeing as you’re a parody connoisseur.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJl0XuDKSjc&feature=related

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    2. Diva526 09. Mar, 2011 at 11:33 pm #

      Ummm…sorry. Nothing beats that rappin ass white girl in the education connection commercials. I get ao uncomfortable watching her spit 16 bars of education knowledge. iHateit

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    3. katsumi 10. Mar, 2011 at 1:48 am #

      I like the racially ambiguous chick who is unnecessarily sassy… * She is the real life version of Diamond from Player’s Club…but even better because she personifies the whole “I can do bad by my damn self” thing. I think that bell hooks would be proud. She is every woman.

      * http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12YQy0suTP4&feature=autoplay&list=PL847369A8905CA2F8&index=44&playnext=2

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      • ListenToLeon 11. Mar, 2011 at 5:38 pm #

        Yeah, 1st time I saw that commercial, I was waiting for her to say “Make the money. Don’t let the money make you.”

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    4. kristen 11. Mar, 2011 at 4:16 pm #

      Get connected for free!! At education connection!!!

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    5. Tiffanye 19. Mar, 2011 at 4:45 am #

      The Sanz School commercials are the worse. I’ll take the fake ass Mike Epps anyday. LOL

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      • kristen 21. Mar, 2011 at 2:31 pm #

        I can’t stand that old F.A.M.E. (fake ass Mike Epps) kneegrow! LOL

        However, has anyone notice that almost all of the women featured in the Everest College commercials have kids? Am I the only one slightly disturbed by this?

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      • ListenToLeon 22. Mar, 2011 at 2:09 pm #

        I never even paid attention to the Sanz School ones. I’ll look them up on YouTube

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