Most women with this hairstyle look more like the image on the right
I’ll be glad once the ladies’ faux hawk trend dies. I think everyone should enjoy the right to creatively express themselves through fashion and unique hairstyles. However, there is one universal law that must be remembered: Beautiful women can get away with doing damn near whatever they want, whereas everyone else on Earth needs to know their limits.
Before you get mad at me for that last sentence, understand that I did not make this rule up. It is the natural order of things. Suppose a trout in the ocean approached a shark and said “I’m swimming with you today. Slide over and let’s make moves!” Do you know what would happen to that trout? He’d be LUNCH. Now let’s say, someone famous like Rhianna wears an outlandish hairstyle to the Grammy Awards. A few days later, Kianna the office receptionist, tries to wear her hair the same way and ends up looking ridiculous. That’s life telling her trout ass to stop trying to swim with the sharks.
As this logic suggests, some women are so pretty that they can pull off the faux hawk. Most, however, end up looking like roosters. I don’t care how phat your ass is, I have no desire to do it to Foghorn Leghorn from behind. I think I speak for most men with an ounce of discretion when I say that. While faux hawks do not make most chicks resemble Mr. T, they do make them look like the fool he pities. I’ve even seen a few in the city who looked like Stripe from the movie “Gremlins“. I openly asked “Who the f*ck fed her after midnight?” the first time I saw a faux hawk that aggressive. It caught me that off guard.
So ladies, I am requesting that you think twice before styling your hair into a faux hawk or committing to shaving the sides of your head. Don’t just jump out there and learn the hard way. This was another ListenToLeon.net Public Service Announcement.
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Funny – “Kianna the office receptionist, tries to wear her hair the same way and ends up looking ridiculous.” I think the hairstyle has definitely overstayed its welcome, independent of the person who wears it.
Yeah, it’s past it’s expiration date
ITA, I’m tired of that sh*t, and asymetrics, late ass brawds, shit was hot 4, 5 years ago fo real, let it go and come back in 20 mo years.
LLS at this whole post Leon LOL esp @ “aggressive” LOL.
i actually did the shave one side of my head thing and im lucky i have long hair that i could flip over and my hair grew back in quickly because afterwards i had major regret…..it was cute for a week or two but after that it wasnt so hot….
Like I said, it works for some people. Even if it is a limited-time-only thing, as in your case
Foghorn? LOL I’d smash…he thick.
Cartoon bestiality. I think my site has hit a new low!
“That’s life telling her trout ass to stop trying to swim with the sharks.” laughned so hard I snorted
I knew there was something off every time I saw a faux hawk, but I just couldn’t find out what it was until now
Glad I could help
“I’ve even seen a few in the city who looked like Stripe from the movie “Gremlins“. ”
I am crying over here about the Stripe statement. You pull one out the hat on that one Leon. Good post.
It was inspired by real-life visuals, unfortunately. I saw another chicken hawk looking young girl on my way to work this morning. I dedicate this post to her as well!
You are so right about pretty women being able to pull off a certain style while average looking chicks can’t.
Hallie Berry can wear skin tight jeans and looks sexy. The 250 pound cashier at Popeyeys can where the same thing and look gross.
Listien up fat girl: The jeans didn’t make Hallie look sexy. Hallie looks sexy because HALLIE IS SEXY. You look like sombody put twenty pounds of jello in a ten pound bag.
Go put on some sweats.
fucking hilarious! I was dead at trout ass and foghorn leghorn. smdh