My Retirement From Blogging

by on 01. Apr, 2011 in Bloggers, Money, Sex, Stripper

I am retiring from blogging, effective immediately. I have decided to enter a more lucrative field: shaking my ass for cash. That’s right: I’m Rick Rude-ing y’all hoes from now on. God blessed me with this awesome physique and ruggedly handsome features, so why waste my time thinking, and writing and doing smart shit, when I can just whip out my thing and get by on that?

I apologize for the slight breeze and/or smacking sensation your face may have felt as you read that. That’s just me, whipping out my thing.

So yeah, it’s been real, folks. You can catch me performing next week at the classiest venue around,  the Legend Nightclub in Temple Hills, MD. Thanks for reading, and be sure to make it rain on a brother next time you see me!

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    16 Responses to “My Retirement From Blogging”

    1. DJ Diva 01. Apr, 2011 at 12:55 pm #

      And I’mm booboo the fool…Nice try Leon..

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      • ListenToLeon 01. Apr, 2011 at 1:45 pm #

        I’m disappointed that you don’t believe in my ability to become a top-notch exotic entertainer.

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    2. Heartographer 01. Apr, 2011 at 1:03 pm #

      LMAO! *slips you a $20*

      Reply
    3. Mr. 6'5 01. Apr, 2011 at 1:07 pm #

      So what are u gonna do when your old and grey..Viagra and just for men commercials?

      Reply
    4. adam 01. Apr, 2011 at 1:11 pm #

      Nice mullet, lol at you & Rick Rude having same complexion. RIP

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      • ListenToLeon 01. Apr, 2011 at 1:47 pm #

        I had to make myself lighter in Photoshop to pull off the Rick Rude, but it wasn’t too much of a stretch!

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    5. Andi 01. Apr, 2011 at 1:50 pm #

      Ohhh the Legend Nightclub…Eww. But I’m coming rocking a bulletproof vest and I’m throwing quarters.

      Reply
      • ListenToLeon 01. Apr, 2011 at 2:11 pm #

        You’re gonna NEED that vest if you throw quarters at me!

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        • Andi 01. Apr, 2011 at 7:58 pm #

          Weren’t you just threatening to make it hail on some scrippers?! Bring it I’ll make sure to freeze the quarters for you. Here’s hoping you slip on the essential oils trying to catch me ;)

          Reply
    6. Chellbellz 01. Apr, 2011 at 4:44 pm #

      LMBOOOO HAWT ASS MESS

      Reply
    7. ListenToLeon 01. Apr, 2011 at 4:54 pm #

      I know this wasn’t the most believable April Fools joke, but at least it was amusing!

      Reply
    8. katsumi 01. Apr, 2011 at 6:13 pm #

      I don’t care if you blog or strip-as long as you have a Champagne Room, I’m happy.

      Reply
    9. VA 01. Apr, 2011 at 7:19 pm #

      Not the Legend!!!! LMAO@that time we went down there with Silva&Dodds

      Reply
    10. Wonderlove 06. Apr, 2011 at 2:54 pm #

      “….so why waste my time thinking, and writing and doing smart shit, when I can just whip out my thing and get by on that?”

      Makes. Sense.

      Reply

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