Obama to Donald Trump: "Your move, jackass."
It’s a damned shame the leader of the free world had to upload his birth certificate to shut people the Hell up. Knowing Birthers, some idiot with no proof whatsoever will try to claim it’s a fraud. It’s crazy how some people would rather look like conspiracy theorist simpletons than openly admit that they don’t want a Black president. To any Birthers reading this, I’d actually have some slight measure of respect for your honesty if you were to stop hiding behind your so-called “cause”(which is based solely on rumors and suspicion) and just say “F*ck that n*gga president.” I might slap the dog shit out you, but I’d respect you. A little.
As it stands, I have no respect for Birthers whatsoever, since they’ve been rallying behind this stupid birth certificate issue for years now. I’d call the lot of ‘em pussies, but I do not want to disrespect female genitalia by associating it with the likes of them. I really just want to know what’s next? I wonder if the Birthers had a backup plan for today, the inevitable day that President Obama decided to let the world invade what’s left of his privacy and look at his birth certificate? Are they going to go away quietly? Or are they already at home ironing and cutting eye slots in their white sheets? Only time will tell.
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Go away quietly? They’ll never go away. The seal is fake. The signature of the Registrar is fake. Is that real paper? Etc etc etc.
I too have no respect for these people, simply because they dont deserve any. They come out of the woodwork like roaches when Obama is elected, yet we didnt hear a peep from them while billions disappeared in Iraq or when their God Ronnie ran up the deficit, nor when Bush ran up the deficit.
Personally I believe he should’ve kept them guessing. Effectively giving them the middle finger!
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If I were in Obama’s shoes, I would have said “OK, you wanna see my long form birth certificate? Here you go. You happy? Now all of you can suck my long-form dick.”
As we all know, like a diamond, stupid is forever. Birthers will claim and are already claiming that the certificate has discrepancies, They are no longer grasping at straws, they are grasping at air. The wonderful thing about conspiracy theorists is In their minds, they can persevere where logic would have them defeated.
LOL@ “OK, you wanna see my long form birth certificate? Here you go. You happy? Now all of you can suck my long-form dick.” Before I finished that statement, I knew that’s where you’d go with it.
Yes, stupidity plays a major role in the birther’s psychotic belief that President Obama is not an American citizen. But it is their complete astonishment that a black man could be elected President of the United States that has pushed them into the realm of insanity. To them, black folks are inherently dumber, lazier, and completely immoral. It’s impossible that a black dude could attain something that most whites couldn’t. Chris Rock said it best when he quipped, “Aint nothing make a white man with a nickel in his pocket angrier than a black man with a dime in his.”
It’s like those people who think that the Pyramids of Egypt were built by aliens. (Yes, there are people who believe this). You know why?
Take this test: What continent is Egypt in? Answer: Africa. So that means AFRICANS BUILT THE PYRAMIDS. That also means WHITE PEOPLE DIDN’T BUILD THE PYRAMIDS.
And many whites can’t figure out the architectural structure of Pyramids. And since whites can’t figure it out, AINT NO WAY AN AFRICAN DID IT. So, it had to be aliens…or big foot…or Captain Crunch…anybody or anything but a nigger.
How badly did you want to see a Birther poll that asked how many of them knew Hawaii was part of the U.S.?