These fat jokers are DC police officers. They must fight slow crime. There’s no way in Hell that they’re running after suspects. They probably break a sweat reaching for their guns.
By the way, these photos were taken as they were buying pizza. Not salad. Not Slim Fast. But pizza. Feel safe, DC?
P.S., this is the first entry I’ve ever uploaded with WordPress for Android. I may have to come back here & clean it up later. *crossing fingers & hoping technology does not fail me*
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[...] I still don’t know if the knife man got arrested or not. It’s pretty safe to assume the other guy didn’t get stabbed, because it probably would have made the news. However, DC needs to get it’s sh*t together. If law-abiding citizens can’t carry weapons, but crazy people can, that means the police need to do their jobs. Then again, they were probably too busy with other important things, like stuffing their fat faces. [...]
[...] It was so much fun, that I later got my phone stolen from me at the bar I went to afterward, and I wasn’t as upset about the phone being taken as I was about losing all of the funny videos I’d made to put up here. I have a new phone now, and I have a pretty good amount of personal information on the thief & his loved ones now thanks to him being a dummy. Since I’m probably not going to shoot up his momma’ momma’s place where everybody stays, I think I’m going to turn it over to DC law enforcement and see what they do with the info. Worst case scenario, they do nothing, and I make fun of them over here, all over again. [...]
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Requirements to be a police officer should be, slim, handsom and smart. Unfortunately, the slim and handsome are to scare to do police work. So that leave only the fat one.
I’m tryin to figure out how you “discreetly” took this picture.
Sad to see the boys in blue suffering the overweight craze like the rest of the population. Noticed a chunky cop in the Chi the other day and thought the same thing. He isn’t hoofin’ it to catch anybody.
*crossing fingers & hoping technology does not fail me*
and you were nominated in the technology category…smh :)
LOL! There’s a security guard at a grocery store I frequent who looks about 90 and walks with a limp. He couldn’t catch a cold much less somebody doing a grab and dash. Seriously, you could knock this guy out with a bag of salad mix before he got his gun out of the holster. It’s fair to say if something goes down, I’m not counting on Barney Fife’s grandpa to save me!