Chris Hanson allegedly got caught on hidden camera cheating on his wife. Talk about irony! Pedophiles the world over must be rejoicing at this very moment. They’re probably climbing out of the hedges across the street from the local playground to go high-five each other and listen to R. Kelly records in celebration; for the man who has instilled pure terror in their hearts has finally gotten a taste of his own medicine!
I myself was a fan of “To Catch A Predator” so I wish this story weren’t happening. Then again, it’s like a Christmas gift in late June. I don’t even have to make up jokes about this, because it’s already funny! I wonder if someone greeted him in the kitchen and started reading transcripts of his conversations with the mistress? Did they tackle him to the ground as he tried to leave the scene? Were there condoms, wine coolers and duct tape in the trunk of his car? I mean, with all of the jokes that are certain to completely flood popular culture in a matter of hours, I’m sure the actual incriminating video that supposedly exists is going to seem anticlimactic.
Whatever the case, I would like to sincerely thank Chris Hansen, for giving me something quick and easy to write about this evening. Serving up a story like this to me, is like sending a 3rd string little league player to pitch to Albert Pujols. Comedy home run, all day, every day!
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can you see him going home to his wife and she says..have a seat over here….
Yeah, he has to feel like a dummy right about now. It’s almost like Weiner 2.0
Chris Hansen wife’s: What are you doing?
Chris Hansen: She is just coming over here to see the homework I did on “To Catch A Predator.”
Chris Hansen wife’s: Were there condoms?
Chris Hansen: No
Chris Hansen wife’s: I have a transcript of you saying this to her under the name chpredator1132.
“I would love to bang you while my wife is gone. Come over here after she leaves”
Chris Hansen: (blank stare)
Sorry that this happen to Chris Hansen, but insert your own punchline.
True. If Chris was LUCKY, this is how things went with his wife!
“They’re probably climbing out of the hedges across the street from the local playground to go high-five each other and listen to R. Kelly records”
LMAO!!!
I don’t know what pedophiles do in the spare time, but that doesn’t sound too far off.
Laugh if you want to, but his screw-up is not getting him arrested.
That’s not the point I was making. My whole thing is, Chris Hansen’s JOB was to catch people in the act, red-handed, on-camera. You’d think he’d be on the lookout when he was doing some dirt(albeit non-felonious dirt).