My iPod Is Too Suspect To Steal

by on 30. Jun, 2011 in Fabio, Gym, iPod

Black Fabio iPod Touch Wallpaper

Would YOU steal this iPod?!

I almost lost my iPod Touch today at the gym, but as you can clearly see above, the wallpaper is too flagrant and “questionable” for any thief to ever want it.  It was placed in the lost and found, and I got it back about 10 minutes after I noticed that I’d misplaced it.  My Black Fabio site advertisement has triumphed once again! Who knew that cheesy Photoshop work can be an actual theft deterrent?

Perhaps the person who returned it was just a good ol’ fashioned decent human being. That would be cool. Then again, it’s not nearly as funny as thinking that my gay-ass Black Fabio a.k.a. “Blabio” wallpaper made him or her question any and everything about my iPod. The finder probably said “What in the Hell?! I don’t even WANT TO KNOW what type of music this fool listens to! Let me return this immediately!!!”

Whatever the case, my music is safe, so I’m a happy camper! To whomever it was who returned it, thank you.

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    4 Responses to “My iPod Is Too Suspect To Steal”

    1. Autumn Banks 30. Jun, 2011 at 3:43 pm #

      LOL I love it…

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    2. Mr.6'5 30. Jun, 2011 at 11:30 pm #

      dude. you almost lost that shit friday night now this…

      Reply
    3. CurlyQ 01. Jul, 2011 at 11:54 am #

      someone buy this guy a bungee cord for his phone!

      Reply
    4. Invisible Man 01. Jul, 2011 at 4:46 pm #

      Blabio! Now thats a good one.

      Reply

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