“Closing time. Ugly lights. Everybody’s inspected; but you are a natural beauty unaffected” – Prince.
If you are a man and you’ve ever been in the situation above, then you already know it’s a great place to be! As a general rule, women you meet in bars or clubs are entitled to a 20-30% markdown when you see them in direct light. Booze and “ambiance” lighting can make you think you struck gold; then the first date rolls around and you’re thinking to yourself “Aw man…Fool’s gold. AGAIN!”
It’s refreshing when you see said woman and she actually looks better when you’re sober and the lights are on. Here’s to all of the beautiful women of the world, and high five to God for being a master craftsman when it comes to the female form.
I know you’re probably wondering why I put up the famous bust of Nefertiti up here to accompany this entry. I did it because she’s always been a symbol of classic, timeless beauty. Besides, if I were around in Ancient Egypt, I would have been ON IT! We’d be in her room knocking hieroglyphics off the wall whenever Pharaoh Ahkenaton wasn’t acting right! No disrespect to their 3,400 year-old marriage. I’m just saying…she was their generation’s Amber Rose, except, with more power, influence & clothes on her body. Once again, I raise my glass while reaching out to give the Lord a one-armed man-hug!
Also, you know Nefertiti was hot, because Egypt has been fighting to win her back for years now!
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Amber Rose tho <_< anyway LOL you didn't say you were featured in RollingOut, good look people's!!!
Yeah, I just posted the link. It’s cool that you found it before I even mentioned it here!!!
And also…Say what you want about Amber Rose, but she’s sexy. It’s a shame you can become famous just from f*cking people who are ACTUALLY famous…but as long as naked photos of her continue to leak, I’m not complaining!