Poor kid was f*cked from birth with a name like that
Once again, on the topic of names that scream out “I’m from the ‘hood”…Why would someone do this to their child? Naming a kid something stupid like “Darealyst” should be considered a form of abuse. Maybe not punishable by jail, but by something equally ridiculous and embarrassing so that the parent can know what the poor little fellow had to go through every day at school. I’d like to propose the following punishments for parents who give their children horrible names:
- Allow the child to beat the offending parent(s) with a police baton or nun-chucks upon reaching the age of 18. One strike for each letter of the f*cked-up name.
- Post the guilty parents’ phone numbers in every public restroom in town, next to a photo of said offender in a thong with a caption reading “Come and get it.” This goes for both sexes.
- Make the parents pay “I’m sorry people throw your resume away as soon as they read the name” reparations to the child.
I think any one of these three options is a good start. What say you, readers?
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POOR KID…WELL MAYBE HE CAN MARRY TOSHICA’S CHILD …IF HE MARRIES INTO “MONEY” HE DOESNT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT WORKING!
You know what? That’s not a bad idea!
That ain’t nuthin!!!
Some (I suspect) balding mack daddy in my old projects named one of his kids “Propecia”.
What if he gets a job at a movie theater? His name would be perfect then…
I say force the offending parents to live with that name and perform normal duties like getting a job, opening a bank account, etc and see how long they can survive with a ghetto ass name.
Or better yet, have a screening process by which hospitals can reject a birth certificate based on the ghettoness of the name.
There is a Biggie-50 Cent duo that I immediately thought of. I would link to it but I cannot get Youtube at work.
OK. Darealyst is beyond anything I can justify. I tried on TOshica’s post. This? I can’t, I won’t! THis is just plain ole f*ckery! Funnier is, she problably pronounces it a “special” way! Anyone read “Freakanomics”? Shithead pronounced shy-heed!