Cee-Lo Green featured Jaleel White as the lead in his new video, “Cry Baby.” I’m happy for the man. He’s one step closer to someday not being referred to as “Urkel” everywhere he goes. It’s gonna be a tough road for Mr. White to travel. Just about every child star with a famous catch phrase has found themselves typecast and faded into oblivion, faster than you can say “Whatchutalkin’bout Willis?” or “How RUDE!”
I respect Jaleel for persevering on and working to move past his character, although if I were a teenager making Steve Urkel money, I’d embrace it and let people make all the jokes they want. In fact, I’d look forward to it! I would go places hoping some clown would make an unoriginal Family Matters joke for the 11,000th time, thinking it’s the first time I’d heard it. Then, I’d walk up to whomever is running off at the mouth, slap ‘em with a wallet full of syndication cash, repeatedly, and yell out “Did I do that? OH YEAH! I THINK I DID!!!”
White looks like he’s been working out. Maybe he’s actually been wallet slapping people in real life! Who knows…I’m gonna wrap this entry up, but it kind of sucks that I don’t have a sappy violin moment to share with you all. Family Matters was good for 3 minutes of sentimental, heart-to-heart bullsh*t near the end of every single episode. Too bad I’m what is clinically referred to as, a real n*gga. Us real n*ggas are only allowed to have three emotions: angry, horny and “f*ck it.” Pretty much everything else is an extension of one of more of the three, so therefore, I am incapable of punk-ass heartfelt Family Matters moments. I express my feelings through push-ups, throat chops and rough sex.
Ok, that last paragraph was a bit of a stretch, but it sounded quite awesome, so I’m leaving it in there.
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*DEAD* @ pushups, throat chops and rough sex. lmao
Yeah. Not necessarily in that order.
Is it just me or that the older he gets the more he looks like Tone Loc