Well hello there Ms. Berry!
Happy Belated 45th Birthday Halle Berry. This woman has aged like fine wine! Before any of you starts hating and says “But she’s RICH fine wine, who may or may not have had some work done” I need you to realize something: IT DOES NOT MATTER TO US MEN! All that matters is the end result, and the end result in those photos running around the beach wearing a bikini on her 45th birthday is fine as HELL!
Did you here me? FORTY-FIVE! Like a gun! Like Jordan’s old number after he got tired of playing baseball! Like vinyl albums, which this woman undoubtedly owned at some point in her life, because she’s FORTY-F*CKING FIVE YEARS OLD, AND LOOKING BETTER THAN MOST 25 YEAR-OLDS COULD EVER DREAM TO!!!
Sorry for the all-caps, but I have not quite perfected how to yell in print form yet.
Halle, once again, Happy Birthday. The old me from a few years ago would have offered you access to my seed to ensure that your next child has superior genetics like the both of us. Alas, that would be a tacky. Therefore, I’m just going to say “keep on doing whatever you’re doing, because it’s working” and walk away before making this a public plea for you to Federline or Chris Judd me up and take me away from Washington DC.
I will say that she has one of the few best nose jobs in Hollywood. And that’s a compliment. I still delightfully envy her!
Is she anorexic? I would love to hear all about her diet. Don’t get me wrong, she’s still worth definitively salivating over for, but it wouldn’t hurt if our society stopped being obsessed with starved, anorexic body type and embrace African fullness.Just saying. But then again yes, she’s still rocks.