Next I need someone to explain this diagram to me
I just recently discovered the meaning behind women’s bra sizes. Yes, it took me over 30 years to find out that the number is the size of the woman’s back & the letter is the actual breast size. In essence, the smaller the number, the smaller the woman, and the bigger the letter, bigger the booby-tits. I wish I’d known this back in the AOL Chat days. I’d see screen names like “OralFixation54B” hit me up, not knowing that it should have instantly triggered a Big Draws Alert. Even without that knowledge, I quickly learned that it wasn’t a good idea to interact with people online who have their body measurements or favorite sexual activities as their handle. Ultimately, nothing good can come from it.
Before you start judging me or calling me an idiot for not knowing this, let me explain something to you, as clearly as possible: I NEVER CARED ABOUT MEASUREMENTS! I could always just look at a woman and tell if she had big-uns, little-uns, or in-between-uns. All that really mattered was if I liked how they look on that particular lady. I never had any use for the actual bra size, since my eyes usually told me everything that I needed to know, most of the time, in short order. I guess I could have used that knowledge to gauge the T.W.A. ratio(tits to waist to ass) of women on the internet I’d never met in real-life, but as I said before, my eyes have been pretty reliable. I was only truly fooled once back in the Blackplanet days, but this chick had to have been using a 10 year old photo from the summer after high school graduation or something. Anyone capable of that sort of profile pic treachery would not hesitate to lie about measurement numbers as well, so it would not have saved me either way.
Now that I’m years removed from e-pimpin’, it’s still kind of cool to know basic information like this. Should I ever have a daughter, that’s one less awkward question and answer session I’ll have to have with my mom or my sister in order to be a good dad.
besides, the bra size only tells you what size she buys not what size she is since most women are wearing the wrong size to being with.
Good point. Not that I knew that either LOL, but good point nonetheless!
“I quickly learned that it wasn’t a good idea to interact with people online who have their body measurements or favorite sexual activities as their handle. Ultimately, nothing good can come from it.”
Man, tell me about it! You can also add on folks who use their real name as their handle. Dude told me he had nothing to hide. Which was all good…till I realized he loved alcohol, Newports waaaaay too much. Ew,
I don’t know…I guess with folks that use their real name, you see the crazy nice and early so you’re not taken by surprise later on LOL
I think the older the woman and the bigger the bra size gets the more she uses that as a major defense. I cant tell you how many times I have marked my superiority to other women by my 34DD’s. Like when I see a guy I like with a girl with itty-bitty’s I’m all “Yeah, I guess you like little titays” For some reason, that makes men feel less manly…to not like big-uns.