What in the white-washed, mentally-challenged video game quarterback f*ck?!
It seems like this week’s earthquake, aftershocks and Hurricane Irene have all converged to open the floodgates of poor judgement upon the masses. There is so much ridiculous mess in the news today, I don’t even know where to start with this entry.
The folks at ESPN the Magazine must be desperate to get people talking. If so, this hilarious illustration of White Michael Vick has done exactly that. I mean, look at it! White Michael Vick looks like that kid we all went to school with, who sniffed glue and had classes in that trailer behind the building. I know what ESPN was getting at, and they’re a little late with the “would Mike Vick have gotten ostracized quite as much if he were white, or would society look the other way, like with Ben Roethlisberger” question. Plus, it’s kind of hard to approach the whole thing when this ridiculous CGI tow-truck driver looking whiteface illustration is staring you in the face. People shouldn’t find it offensive. They should, however, find it completely hilarious and silly.
I also read that DMX got arrested again. He must really like jail. Why else would anyone get in trouble this much? It has to be on purpose. If not, then DMX needs to just stay in the house for the rest of his natural life. This man can’t even get the newspaper off his front lawn without committing at least one misdemeanor.
In Libya, rebel forces recovered Moammar Gadhafi’s jerk off photo album, filled with photos of Condoleeza Rice. I guess it’s good to be thought of and admired, even if it is by a dictator. I don’t even want to make any more jokes about this, because the mere thought of Gadhafi having sex is enough to make folks lose their lunch.
On a parting note, I’d like to address this last paragraph to the hurricane hitting the East Coast right now. Irene, could you please get out of town by Sunday? I’m trying to attend the dedication ceremony for the Dr. Martin Luther King Memorial, and I don’t want it to get cancelled or postponed. I’d also like to not get drenched while sitting there in my Sunday best church clothes. Dress shoes don’t do a good job of keeping out water, you know. Dr. King gave his life for freedom; all I’m asking you for is a sunny day in which to honor his memory. B*tch you better not f*ck up my entire weekend…
*cough cough* …I mean, could you do me that one favor please? Thanks in advance.
that pic is truly scary. And sorry – but the event on Sunday has already been canceled.
I saw that a few hours after I wrote this. Once again, Dr. King frowns upon this f*ckery!
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Statue made in China with Chinese facial features,…
We spent how many G’s fo dis?