When tweeting it real goes wrong: The nigga-net is going wild right now with this whole Ray J vs Fabolous beef that started on Twitter and allegedly branched off into real-life violence. One of Fabolous’ tweets made fun of Ray J, and he didn’t take too kindly to it. There are conflicting reports on whom whipped who’s ass, but judging by the very Tupac-ian rant Ray J had on the radio, I’m inclined to believe he probably did win the “fight.”
I put “fight” in quotes, because neither one of these guys looks all that tough, in my humble opinion. They look like they’d windmill the Hell out of each other until someone actually connects, or their arms get tired, whichever happens first. Then again, I should probably stop talking sh*t. If Ray J reads this, he just might send some of the goons he mentioned in that interview after me! That’s all I need is to get jumped by some God-damned Ray J henchmen. They’d probably do some sort of thug choreography during the beat down. I can see myself now, trying to run away, only to have them tackle me to the ground and be like “AWW, WAIT A MINUTE!”
All jokes aside though, it’s crazy how we’re in an era where social media can take a fight between two musicians and make it a sensation. I suppose I’m not helping matters by devoting a slice of my internet real-estate to the topic, but it’s funny to me; Therefore, I must make jokes. Otherwise, it’s a missed opportunity to make people smile. Whatever the case, I’d like to thank Ray J and Fabolous for everything they’ve done to make my Monday a little bit more entertaining than it would have been otherwise.
Just for reference purposes: The Nigga-Net (n) – Niggas, with internet connections and/or smart phones who actively participate on social media sites. They are easily recognizable on Facebook, as they usually have all kinds of extra sh*t in their screen names. Examples include: Larry Imjustdoingme Washington, Natasha thebaddestbitch Holmes, Richard JesusTakeTheWheel Ferguson, etc.
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Leon yo ass is funny as hell. Awwww wait a miiiinute lol. Classic. Choreography and shit lmao…
Thanks. If Ray J sends people to beat me up, I hope you’ll either help me, or call the authorities in a timely manner!
First of all, RayJ is about 5’4 and I think I weigh more than him…You’re good, Leon lol!!!!
Thanks for that piece of hilarious reassurance!
Leon sir I like Ray J and all he has accomplished as a matter of fact I would whip your ass if I was in his goons swayed myself buy to dude that shit was so FB funny.
Good to know you’re not a Ray J Goon. That would be troubling!
the goons he speaks of is Brandy. it just don’t sound as tough if you say wait till I go get my big sis.
LOL That’s hilarious
Im just worried about the mental of men who actively back up Ray aintdoneshitinages J
“R&B Goon” isn’t a good look for anyone.
Ray j is a funny dude actually and does stay with a flock of chicks but at the same time this fool has got to stop playin himself trying to be street
True. I respect what he’s done and the lane he’s made for himself, but you’re absolutely right. Antics like this aren’t helping his image at all.
“They look like they’d windmill the Hell out of each other until someone actually connects”
Ugh! Ray J reminds me so much of Millhouse from The Simpsons…
I don’t see the Milhouse connection. I might need you to break that one down for me.
As always you’ve made my day YAYY if the goons come we’ll be waiting. MUAH! LOL
Hell, all the “goons” are afraid of Ms Sonjia….Now should you ever encounter HER, Run Lenny RUN!
windmill? killing me softly….
I disagree, based on the Tupac-ian rant, I think Ray J lost the fight rather than won it. That’s a lot of overcompensation there.