Somebody meant business on the way to the club! Gotta love Fridays in DC. I’d imagine that any woman who loses her panties on her way to the spot has to be pretty nasty. She probably has some new and improved STD. When she speaks, her voice sounds like A.I.D.S. Her vagina leaps tall buildings in a single bound; then straddles them to climax.
O.K. I’m done making fun of Ms. Pantie-Free Woman. Go ahead and leave your own jokes in the comments section.
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Lol! Maybe someone passed by bumpin Trey Songz…. ‘this right here’s the panty droppa’ and next thing you know-bloop. I’d imagine the 10 rule does not apply here :(
LOL @ Trey Songz having that kind of power!
a walk of shame moment…
It was too early for that. This was before the shame had a chance to set in!
Aw, c’mon! She (or he) was clearly on their way to Bible study.
If “Bible study” is what folks are calling “getting random dick” then yeah, that’s where this person was most likely headed.
…or Michael Vick’s house. #justsayin’
A.K.A. “Ron Mexico.”
By the looks of the cigarette beside it, looks like a smash and dash you there wasn’t a nigga sleep close by???
Nah, he probably made it to an alley or back to his car 1st! LOL @ “looks like a smash and dash”
like crumbs, she was leaving a trail,to find her way back home! Now who are we to question her GPS!