I have not been following the Conrad Murray trial very closely. The Michael Jackson fan in me does not want to know the sordid details surrounding the last moments of his life. Plus, I am already admittedly biased. I want to see them throw the book at this glorified, overpaid drug-dealing enabler. However, details of the trial have been all over my Twitter timeline for the past couple of weeks, so I’m just now giving in to the pressure to read about it. So far, here’s what I’ve learned:
Conrad Murray is a motherf*ckin’ PIMP! – I saw photos of Conrad’s women on the stand. Yes, I said women, as in plural. All of them looked like they’d be out of his league if he were Conrad Murray, school teacher as opposed to Conrad Murray, HIGHLY PAID doctor to the biggest star in the history of…EVER. I can honestly say that one thing Dr. Murray did do right, is recognize his opportunity to get a ton of residual pu**y. Conrad was knee-deep in trickle-down ass as a result of working for MJ.
Prosecutors literally put the man who WROTE THE BOOK on propofil on the stand – Only at a trial for Michael Jackson, could you ask a witness about his credibility and he could actually respond by saying “B*tch I wrote the motherf*ckin’ BOOK on that sh*t!”
Anyone else’s trial, and they would have consulted any Joe Blow regular ass doctor, like “Now coming to the stand, Dr. Felton Hodges, III of Howard University Hospital.” Not for a trial of this magnitude; They went straight to the source!
Murray still might avoid jail – If Casey Anthony and Amanda Knox are any example, it’s high-profile acquittal season right now. Conrad might be alright. Then again, Dr. Murray is not a moderately attractive white woman. The only reason anyone cares about him is because he’s on trial for killing the most famous person of all time not named Jesus. Factor those things in, and I’ll be surprised if he doesn’t at least do some jail time.
If Conrad Murray keeps his medical license, would you go to see him? – First of all, this is a rhetorical question, because I know damn well I can’t afford to go see Dr. Murray. The man was making $150,000. A MONTH! If I were to go to his office, he’d probably propofil me to death after I let him know I could not pay his bill. I once asked who would ever hire Conrad Murray after this, and as soon as I said it, the answer came to me: Drug addicts with money. Basically, anyone looking for a high-priced enabler with access to medical-grade anything! So yeah, if Conrad doesn’t go to jail and somehow manages to keep his medical license, he’ll be straight. I don’t see all of those things happening, but if they do, he’ll probably send his resume to Charlie Sheen or someone like that.
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Yeah I havent been following the case either so thanks for the update. Didnt know about the side peices. But $150k a month! Do you know who/what i’d do …nevermind. Dang.
He’s been found guilty so get over it, move on, let go, build a bridge and get over it. I am so sick of this, Justin Biber and Kym Kardashian. There is so much in the world going on that is important and these all get attention. Please do something useful instead of writing such blogs. Americans!
First of all “Over It”, it’s pretty fucking arrogant and short-sighted to suggest what is acceptable for every person on Earth to read and write. It shows me that despite your attempt to initiate a battle of wits, you are completely unarmed for such pursuits.
Furthermore, the “Americans” sentence lets me know that you stereotype all Americans, which makes you at best, lazy, and at worst, unbelievably stupid.
Wrap your feeble little mind around what I just typed. It may make you a better person one day.
If you think Americans are so stupid then why do you read our blogs?