Caption This Photo – Herman Cain Edition

Herman Cain eating chicken wings with Michele Bachmann

Insert witty caption here. PLEASE!!!

Herman Cain obviously wants me to continue making fun of him. Now that the closest thing we have to a real-life version of Uncle Ruckus has posed for a photo enjoying the f*ck out of some chicken wings with Michele Bachmann, I am convinced that he’s playing us all. Don’t be surprised when this guy has his own hour-long show on Fox News once he’s out of the election. In a twisted way, I’m not even mad at his hustle. Go on and get that Sarah Palin paper, Herman!

Either way, for the sake of good old-fashioned fun, come up with a caption for the oh-so-comment-worthy picture above.

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23 Responses to “Caption This Photo – Herman Cain Edition”

  1. Natalia Ciano 27. Oct, 2011 at 5:48 pm #

    You know 40 years ago I would of been lynched if I hate chicken with you, but now that we have a blk pres I think I am cool enough to share a wing with ya! (Michelle is thinking, “I need to go puke this damn blk people’s food up, like ASAP)

    • Natalia Ciano 27. Oct, 2011 at 5:49 pm #

      ate chicken lol…

  2. Johnny Jones 27. Oct, 2011 at 5:49 pm #

    I’m thinking of a play on bones, but my wit is failing me at the moment. *shakes angry fist to the sky*

    • ListenToLeon 27. Oct, 2011 at 5:54 pm #

      It’s OK. Take your time. The picture will still be here!

  3. Autumn Banks 27. Oct, 2011 at 6:01 pm #

    Herman Cain: “Yup the proper way to eat fried chicken in a suit is to toss your tie over your shoulder to avoid the grease stains and crumbs. You see Michele only the finest and the classy eat fried chicken in first class.”

    • ListenToLeon 27. Oct, 2011 at 6:03 pm #

      LOL @ “in first class”

      • Autumn Banks 27. Oct, 2011 at 6:11 pm #

        LOL do you think he had grape soda or some type of sugar based drink in a wine glass?

        • ListenToLeon 27. Oct, 2011 at 6:13 pm #

          They had something gourmet, like pomegranate Kool Aid with a twist of lime.

        • Autumn Banks 27. Oct, 2011 at 6:28 pm #

          LOL true..Kool Aid and Seltzer Water to make a “Spritzer” lol

  4. ListenToLeon 27. Oct, 2011 at 6:04 pm #

    Michele Bachmann thought bubble: “I KNEW IT! I knew they all liked fried chicken! Even THIS ONE!!!”

  5. buddy boone 27. Oct, 2011 at 6:31 pm #

    i may be republican, but i know the power of white b*&^es and white b%^$^ who can clean the meat off a chicken wing.

    • ListenToLeon 27. Oct, 2011 at 6:34 pm #

      LMAO! That might be his next campaign commercial!

  6. Omari 27. Oct, 2011 at 6:55 pm #

    Cain and Bachmann show what they are willing to offer the 99%.

  7. Butta 27. Oct, 2011 at 7:45 pm #

    Herman Cain thought bubble: “Wings and a white woman. I’m living the dream. Dr. King died for this.”

    • ListenToLeon 28. Oct, 2011 at 1:53 am #

      That wasn’t in the “I Have A Dream” speech…but it should have been!!!

    • Autumn Banks 28. Oct, 2011 at 10:08 am #

      Hilarious!!!

  8. The Smoking Ace 28. Oct, 2011 at 4:02 pm #

    I think he know he is setting himself up for so many punchline jokes. Like how his chicken is clean to the bone and Cruella is looking like “What is this?”

  9. Annan Eiwuley 29. Oct, 2011 at 11:37 am #

    See people, I only eat chicken wings with the finest white womens….

  10. lovell 29. Oct, 2011 at 9:56 pm #

    lol for some reason this reminds me of the colonel from undercover brother

  11. Belve 31. Oct, 2011 at 7:27 am #

    M.B’s thought bubble – Sarah P. advised me about the dark meat bones, she is so wacky sometimes.

    H.C’s thought bubble – If she thinks this bone is clean, it’s gonna be ON! Mile-High Club AND a White Woman at the sametime.. Pizza Pizza B*****s!

  12. allawishis 03. Nov, 2011 at 4:40 pm #

    Before the sexual harassment news H.C. bubble-”I’m teaching her about the joy of putting my meat in her mouth”
    After the sexual harassment news H.C. bubble- “Hope she don’t say anything about that other meat I offered her.”

    M.B. bubble- “I’m about to get my Sarah Palin on.”

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