Yep. I chose this photo for a reason. :-)
Social media is abuzz with the news of Kim Kardashian filing for divorce from Kris Humphries. I only have one thing to say right now: Poor Kris. Although anyone with common sense could see that this was a made-for-TV marriage if ever there were one, I was hoping that Kris would have found a way to avoid signing a prenuptial agreement so he could take Kim K to the cleaners when they finally stopped the charade. In this era of Basketball Wives where groupie chicks become mini-celebrities and get reality shows simply for behaving like classless trollops, It would have been nice to see the tables turned this once.
Just to clarify, I’m not calling Kim Kardashian a classless trollop. That said, the woman had been in more locker rooms than the Harlem Globetrotters, performing all kinds of tricks with balls on some Medowlark Lemon sh*t. Therefore, due to her TMZ-documented past, I wanted Kris Humphries to outsmart her and get paid$$$ for being a part of this sham wedding. Yes, I spelled paid with three dollar signs after it. That’s right. Paid-MoneyMoneyMUN-NAY.
Alas, Kris is now looking like a dummy for wife-ing up community pu**y AND for signing a pre-nup when she clearly makes enough money to buy and sell his tall ass 100 times over. Ah well. At least Mr. Humphries has his NBA career to fall back on…Oh, that’s right; There’s a lockout going on, with no guarantee that there will even be an NBA season. Damn Kris. Hopefully, he got in all the nasty honeymoon sex that he could in these 72 days. I’m going to end this entry now, because every time I look up at that photo of Kim, I get impure thoughts. It is for that reason, I know that this marriage was not a total loss for Kris Humphries. 72 days of morning sex is probably what kept the couple together this long. Keep your head up, Kris! It’s gonna be alright.
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SMH…Damn shame, it is. I am about 8,000 miles away and could smell the sham of the shit… I knew his time was up when the press got on his genealogy tip.
To the best of my ability to try to avoid all things Kardashian…the Dallas Cowboys, the Miami Dolphins, etc. (smile). I am not that chick that DVRs the shows or hunts down one of their stores or picks up the magazines they cover. Whether she is trying to be a role model or not, it’s all these darn kids see today. What will keep the girl in 8th grade with the big butt from wanting to be a video chick or “film” herself, if there is an entire block of media full of baby momma’s (not wives) and chicks with sex tapes…she’ll automatically think I’m “Losing” with my two degrees and my normal boyfriend…not to mention no cameras following me and getting my every move on tape! It’s really a shame that Kris married the chick…I mean Reggie “wifed” her, but he let it go. When you can say you’re girlfriend was married before, has a top selling sex tape, and has been linked to MULTIPLE athletes and performers…which part sent you to the jewelry store to buy that god-awful ring on her hand? I don’t feel sorry for him…he was in it for something too. Let’s not forget E! probably paid him too. Uuughh, it’s all a mess!
I agree with you on the direction reality tv is taking things, as well as the fact that Humphries did get some money for taking part in this.
This marriage allowed him to get his name out there. I am fairly certain he will get a reality show and some major interview requests within the next few months. Kim seems like a nice person, but I do not think she is the marrying kind. Humphries makes like 4 million a year so he should be good financially.
I don’t think he’s making that much, but I could be wrong.
3.2 million, but i think his contract just ended.
trash is trash look at whole family. maybe the jenner girls wont be pimped out by their mother, but they probably will be. as far as k k k sisters they are trash, sucking on black penis for all the world to see. i bet their dad has turned over in his grave. i wonder if that is the armeanian way, to become sluts on film. how can she walk through a airport without being ashamed of herself. who would want to lock lips with k k k porn stars? you guess it, another black man to exploit their trashness. poor rob, kris, bruce, scott,weak men that cant control their trash. any way you look at it, it is simply trash.
I’m still “poor’n Kris” on this one. When you have someone who’s claim to fame is that she has been dating and revealing herself to pro athletes and pseudo rappers (on film) she is clearly more media savvy than he…She works the press for a living and depends on them caring enough to show up where she is so she can lower her nostrils and stand sideways and glare. Kris on the other hand at least has his athleticism and a contract which equals a job and or a grind which provides him with his daily bread. I don’t feel sorry for him, but he def got the short end of the stick in this next ” E True Hollywood Story”.
Clearly you’re an a** man.
On the show, she was trying to get all “lovey dovey” in a restaurant, got close to his face to kiss him, and he opened his mouth and belched in her face…. Now for me, that would have been the end of it. You belched in my face on national TV….
When she married him AFTER that, I knew it was solely for TV. You are worth how much and let a little boy belch in your face on camera? Geez. I haven’t seen the infamous tape, but from what I hear, maybe a just a BURP in the face isn’t THAT bad after all. Could be a step in the right direction for her. Who knows.
I am still angry at myself for Googling it.
LOL! BURPED IN MY FACE ON TV??? What are we, in Kindergarten? What the hell? Sigh… You cracked me up with this one. :-)
I agree with Having none of it.
I didnt think it would last because the little I did see of him – he came off as a little kid that always wanted his way. He was kind of an ass. But still, he had to mess up pretty bad if she’s never home (working all the time) and she still wanted him gone.
Hi Leon. I just stumbled upon your blog 10 mins ago and two posts in I’m hooked.
If Kris is smart he’d write a tell-all. If she didn’t have her shows she would so why shouldn’t he? In this paparazzi day it would be a best seller. Besides, to a Kardashian no pub is bad pub so she’d use it for press.
As far as him benefiting from 72 days of morning sex… from the flawless imitation of a log she does in the bedroom Kris is better off giving himself a hand every day.
I think he was used and manipulated. Not even 3 months . She knew what she was doing. If she really loved him she would have tried to make it work and given it more time. To hurt someone for your own selfish reasons sucks. I hope she is alone forever or maybe someone she falls in love with will give her some of her own medicine. Beauty outside is not always beautiful inside . Very sad situation. I hope he finds someone to ease his pain.Sad sad sad.
Either Kris Humpries got broke off with some paper or he;s the biggest suckah I know…