Overzealous shopper, welcome to the Internet Hall of Shame.
A 50% off item at 12:00 midnight is never this serious. If you are among the masses of Black Friday bargain hunters, please don’t do anything to warrant an officer tazing & Tebowing you in public. Once again, I must thank my friend Saleem for alerting me to such random foolishness floating around the internets.
Also, since there’s only 5 days left in the month, let me hurry up and keep my promise of encouraging folks to donate to the Movember charity efforts of one of my Turntable.fm folks, JBarz. In case you’re not already aware, Movember is a yearly endeavor where men grow their mustaches over the course of the month in order to raise funds for prostate cancer. If you can, donate a little something and help this man feel good about his decision to walk around town looking like Tom Tucker from Family Guy. Thanks in advance!
Also, just in case you have no idea what Tebowing is, click here for some divine NFL enlightenment.
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