Worst Pimp Ever

Video of girl holding down guy & beating him up over domestic violence

Look at this b*tch ass mofo...

I have always been a fan of instant karma. I am not a fan of woman beaters. Therefore, as ignorant as it is, this video clip is a winner in my book! This guy is getting publicly strong-armed by a woman(albeit a husky woman) for putting his hands on her. He totally deserves his newly earned spot on the Internet Hall of Shame, a.k.a. World Star Hip Hop.

What’s funny to me is that this frail pimp in distress has the nerve to issue threats while he’s being held down on his back. I don’t know what he was thinking about when he started saying “I ain’t gonna be down forever…” If anyone knows the shaggy haired clown getting smacked around by a girl on this video, please tell him that it’s not wise to talk trash in the middle of getting your ass whipped publicly. No one respects that loud, annoying nonsense. There is nothing worse than being a non-intimidating thug. It’s like the human version of a chihuahua.

I hope this guy did get arrested for those pills in his pocket. If he thought fighting off that big girl was rough, he’s definitely not built for the penitentiary. Someone’s gonna braid that frizzy shag of his into a neat little ponytail. On that note, why is that fool wearing a light skinned count Dracula haircut anyway? Big Chops should have dragged him up the street by it, caveman style. That’s the only way this video could be any more emasculating for him. The lessons to be learned from this clip are:

  1. Beating women is wrong
  2. Women beating men who beat women is probably not right, but it’s hilarious
  3. You have no bargaining chips or leverage to issue threats with a big girl holding you down in the middle of the street
  4. Everybody has a cameraphone

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9 Responses to “Worst Pimp Ever”

  1. Belve10 02. Dec, 2011 at 3:02 pm #

    I can’t condone the beat down of a so called pimp.. .. nah I’m lying. I’m going to set this to Whoop that Trick.. RIGHT NOW!

    • ListenToLeon 03. Dec, 2011 at 11:21 am #

      Yeah, Dee Jay done fell on hard times…& lost weight. He’s a featherweight going up against a super heavyweight. That along with being a low life, he’s also stupid.

  2. Belve10 02. Dec, 2011 at 3:05 pm #

    2 best parts of this video
    1) Lil Naa Naa asked “Did somebody call the police? Answer .. NO! — Hilarious
    2) He in the middle of getting a beatdown and has the gall to ask for a square.. and gets it! .. po pimping to the heart!!

  3. Wonderlove 02. Dec, 2011 at 9:31 pm #

    “….Don’t nobody call the muthafuckin’ police! What’s wrong with ya’ll” DEAD

  4. Invisibleman 04. Dec, 2011 at 12:09 pm #

    Big Chops? Man thats wrong!

    I’d love to see the beginning, see how she took playa down.

    • ListenToLeon 05. Dec, 2011 at 3:58 pm #

      The beginning would have been funny to see

  5. Mika 16. Dec, 2011 at 9:52 am #

    OMG…This is in my hometown of Milwaukee, WI! I know exactly where this is! LMAO

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