I’m the only guy on Earth who encounters Muppets at a bar. Thug Muppets, at that. Cookie Monster was always one of my favorites on Sesame Street. He was a simple guy; he knew exactly what he wanted, and he went for it. Yes, some might call him obsessed, but I prefer to look at it as “a deep, deep passion.” If you try to take his cookies, you just might lose a hand. Then again, what type of jerk tries to take someone else’s cookies? Anyone who does that deserves to get their arm gnawed off by a hyperactive royal blue puppet with googly eyes. They brought that on themselves through their cookie treachery.
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I heard they got rid of him on the show