Damn Sams

Jermaine Hopkins a.k.a. Sams from Lean On Me Mugshot

Sams from Lean On Me got arrested for drugs in real life. Looks like SOMEONE should have been listening to the speech Joe Clark gave on the rooftop!

I’m not gonna make too many jokes about the actor who later went on to play Steel from Juice, and later, co star in future BET Blackbuster films such as Phat Beach and How To Be A Player. Judging from that mugshot, he’s had it pretty rough the past few years. Big boy drove cross-country for some weed so he probably won’t think twice about making a trip to DC to shoot me once he makes bail if I keep on with these jokes. He’ll run up on me like Bishop did Rodomez and be like “RIVERSIDE MOTHERF*CKER!”

What am I talking about? That fat tub of sh*t ain’t running up on anybody. Drive-by, maybe…but physical activity? Nah. Doubt it. But yeah, this musical tribute goes out to you, Jermaine Hopkins. Keep your head up.

“Fair East-si-i-i-i-ide! By thy side, we’ll sta-and, and al-ways praise thy name! PraisethynamePRAISETHYN-A-A-A-AME!!!!

On a lighter note, mentioning How To Be A Player made me think about my favorite line from that movie. Quite possibly the best worst pickup line ever. “Have you ever thought about…Me. BONING YOU. In your ass. In the rain? *SLAP* You don’t like the rain, huh?”

Also, thanks Jelani for posting about this story earlier today.

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6 Responses to “Damn Sams”

  1. Leigh 16. Dec, 2011 at 10:38 am #

    LOL!

  2. VA 16. Dec, 2011 at 3:58 pm #

    Ya smoke crack doncha boy! DONCHA!!!! LMMAFO that was a memorable line if ever there was one

  3. curlyQ 16. Dec, 2011 at 4:18 pm #

    i remember the first time i saw that movie. That part neva made sense to me cuz he was still a fat kid. And I always thought crack heads were skinny.

    • ListenToLeon 16. Dec, 2011 at 4:32 pm #

      There are fat crackheads too! Besides, maybe he was in the beginning stages of smoking.

  4. Tiffanye 31. Mar, 2012 at 4:35 am #

    Damn Sams is right. Smh…

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