Warning: This entry contains strong language, just in case the title wasn’t clear enough for you. Viewer discretion is advised.
I have seen a lot of tasteless, disgusting things in my day. Just when I thought I’d seen it all, I find out that the National Enquirer put a photo of Whitney Houston in her casket on the front page of their publication.
That’s just petty.
Tom Petty.
Richard Petty.
Petty Murphy.
Petty Pendergrass.
Bishop Petty Long.
You see where I’m going with this. Basically, it’s some f*cked-up sh*t, even for a trashy tabloid like that one. I have never bought a copy of the National Enquirer in my life, and this Whitney Houston death photo foolishness has assured that I never ever will. Imagine innocently standing in the grocery store line, glancing over to your left and seeing a corpse directly across from you? I wanted to buy a pack of Mentos gum, but now I have to either look at that cover photo on the way to the candy section, or wait two weeks to make sure that bullshit is off the shelves before I can safely make my tasty fresh breath purchase. I should sue the Enquirer for all of the soul singer zombie nightmares I’m about to have thanks to their lack of ethics and decency.
If I offer up a profanity-laced tirade against everyone at the National Enquirer, like the following:
National Enquirer, f*ck you and everything you stand for. Your entire staff can suck my mutherf*ckin’ balls through my motherf*ckin’ drawls you evil, diabolical, black-hearted, whore-mouthed sons of b*tches
…it would not make the situation any better. Therefore, I truly hope that some kind of long-term boycott is organized. Then again, I doubt that this will happen either. People who are normal enough to be appalled by photos like the one in question probably aren’t buying the Enquirer in the first place. The whole thing would be pointless, like me saying I’m boycotting MAC cosmetics or some other product that I have no business ever using. Therefore, I’ll just hope to the stars above that the actions of the National Enquirer backfire on them and end up costing them more money than they stand to make from not only publishing pictures like these, but going as far as putting them on the front page.
F*ck those motherf*ckers.
Sorry. Couldn’t help it.
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Hell yeah! I saw this too and I’m 100% behind you! They should of never put that pic up
*Stealing the line…”suck my ballz through my mothafuckin drawls”
Have fun with that one!
They are only in existence because they cater to low class people who like that foolishness.
Yep
whats worse is the person that took the pic. Even in death the people closest to her were taking advantage of her.. Sad
True. It really is sad.
I wonder if they could be sued for that.
I don’t know. Probably not, but we’ll see.