I have always liked Jaheim. The man is an R&B singer who actually sings like a grown man as opposed to a nasally, bird-chested little boy. For that, I respect him. However, the blue suit Twitter photos he posted from Whitney Houston’s funeral are unforgivable. Putting that outfit on display is more than enough to be considered an act of war. Joke war, that is. a Holy War of roasts, better known as a Jonin’ Jihad, shall commence in 5…4…3…2…
Jaheim, WHAT IN THEE ENTIRE F*CK?!
First of all, who poses for catwalk pictures AT A FUNERAL?!
I see Jaheim has been shopping at Harold Pener: Man of Fashion again. Is that from the Steve Harvey collection, or is it a vintage Cab Calloway?
Craig Sager is gonna beat Jaheim’s ass for stealing from his suit closet.
Jaheim looks like the love child of Black Beetlejuice & Electric Grimace in that getup.
Jaheim’s outfit was sponsored by Crown Royal and Magic Shave.
The Joker and Prince set up a conference call with Jahiem just so they could say “Get off my dick” in unison. Jahiem, I want you to sit your “Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight” looking ass down somewhere and think about what you just did.
Alright, I’m done for now. Jaheim, if you should happen to read this, it’s nothing personal. Everybody, including myself, has worn a f*cked-up outfit or two in their day. Don’t feel bad. I hope you have a sense of humor. If not, I’ll just have to add you to the ever-growing list of people who want to beat me up thanks to this blog. Look on the bright side: at least you’re not Carlos Boozer. Folks have been having a field day with his drawn-on hairline for over a week now.
Exhibit A: Carlos Boozer's drawn-in hair
A conference call….lol
It could happen…
I hate you for that Bob Ross picture. SMH. lol
No you don’t. LOL
If you are going to talk about sports figures with crazy suits, Craig Sager is not even Don Cherry’s league.
http://images.search.yahoo.com/search/images;_ylt=Al.PGkdxxGnr1yeZHBqCmOSbvZx4?p=%2B%22don+cherry%22&toggle=1&cop=mss&ei=UTF-8&fr=yfp-t-376
Yeah, Don Cherry is a special case
LOL
“The Joker and Prince set up a conference call with Jahiem just so they could say “Get off my dick” in unison. Jahiem, I want you to sit your “Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight” looking ass down somewhere and think about what you just did.”<———–This right here killed me dead!!!!…LOL!!! Hilarious…..
Glad you liked it
I’m more mad that he felt the need to wear a bright ass color to an event that basically requires everyone wear black or dark colors.
And I’m surprised you let him slide with that rainbow colored shirt and high water pants. Ick!
That whole Techicolor Dreamcoat outfit was horrible, top to bottom. The ruffles in his shirt actually offend me for some reason. Like, seriously. I want to terminate them on sight.
see i just thought that was a technicolor tiger print, not ruffles. lol
It looks like his intestines jumped out his stomach and posted up on his chest so they could be in the shot, too.