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What In The Leatherface Hell?! | Yeah...I said it

What In The Leatherface Hell?!

Horrible Tan LadyYes, this woman is real. Her name is Patricia Krentcil. She is facing criminal charges for allegedly taking her 5 year old daughter into a tanning booth with her. Judging from her char-broiled appearance, I doubt that any jury on Earth would believe a word she says. The only thing missing from this fool’s face is a Spalding emblem. I first saw an image for this story & thought it was about someone in blackface. I got offended. Then I got unoffended. Then I got offended again, since this is actually real.

I blame the tanning salon for letting her do this to herself in the first place. When they see someone whose skin looks like a patent leather handbag coming in the door, they should be like bartenders and say “Nah, you’re cut off” for her own good.

Besides, if I were a tanning salon customer and saw someone like that walking out the door, I’d be like “What in the Hell kind of Dr. Frankenstein’s laboratory tanning place is this?!” and run for the hills.

That broad looks like beef jerky. Hulk Hogan looks at her and thinks to himself “This bitch went too far.” Someone please stage an intervention on her behalf.

It’s kind of messed up that seeing this woman’s horrid image made me totally forget that this story is supposed to be about child endangerment. I hope that the little girl is OK and that Ms. Krentcil gets whatever psychiatric help she needs to conquer this addiction to the tanning bed…Mainly because she looks like a God-damned fool.

In much better looking news, I was recently featured on my friend Gerald’s website wearing a limited-edition Frank 151 fitted cap he was giving away. I look super Instagrammed on this picture, but it’s still better than Leatherface Patty up above.

ListenToLeon wearing the Frank 151 Washington Chiefs hat

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8 Responses to “What In The Leatherface Hell?!”

  1. Andi 02. May, 2012 at 3:25 pm #

    This chick is disturbing me… Like you said, who’d believe that the baby just got sunburned, when the mama looks like a leather purse? More evidence as to why I don’t like people.

    Sidenote, these are the same type of folks who on vacation always comment on how pale I am. True I’m pale but, I’m also supple, and not couch supple or car interior supple. That chick 44 going on 66.

    LMAO@ your segue

    • Cameron Cross 15. May, 2012 at 4:24 am #

      Wonderlove you are a faggot

  2. Wonderlove 02. May, 2012 at 3:36 pm #

    “The only thing missing from this fool’s face is a Spalding emblem.”

    Hulk Hogan looks at her and thinks to himself “This bitch went too far.”

    LMAO!!!!

  3. Steve 03. May, 2012 at 4:44 pm #

    Nice cut-downs. That was awesome! She’s definitely a freak of nature…

  4. Jimmy D 04. May, 2012 at 10:07 am #

    She looks like an early 20th century leather football helmet! SMH!!

  5. Rho 04. May, 2012 at 8:09 pm #

    I could barely stop laughing long enough to say thanks for the laugh. Leatherface Patty was my favorite.

  6. SweetTee 07. May, 2012 at 7:53 pm #

    “I got offended. Then I got unoffended. Then I got offended again, since this is actually real.”

    So you had that same reaction too, huh?

  7. Londee 15. May, 2012 at 3:50 pm #

    I just heard yesterday that over 60 tanning salons in the area had already banned her before she found the one this whole mess went down in. (O_O)

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