There have been two different cannibal stories in the news in less than a week. That’s a new level of “crazy.” I need folks to stop eating people. ASAP!
At least the fool in Florida can blame it on drugs. That said, the drug he took was called bath salts. It’s kind of scary to think that something that sounds like you could find it on sale at Yankee Candle could prompt a man to eat another man’s face off.
I read one blog comment somewhere that said the police should not have shot this man dead. I’m sorry, but I have to take the police’s side on this one. To find a man butt-naked eating another man’s face, to me, is a more than justifiable reason to use deadly force. I know if I were one of the cops I wouldn’t have gotten close to that guy until he was dead. Not just dead, but bullet-in-the-head dead. I watch enough episodes of The Walking Dead to know that you have to take a zombie out at skull-level or else he may bite you and make you one of them. I know that guy wasn’t an actual reanimated corpse, but when a fool is eating faces, I wouldn’t take ANY chances.
Then there’s the guy from Morgan State University. This fellow killed his roommate then proceeded to eat the man’s heart & part of his brain. It takes a special kind of psycho to murder someone then think “This dead guy looks DELICIOUS! A little Old Bay & he’s ready for the Foreman Grill!”
I hope they throw the ENTIRE book at this man. He’ll be alright in jail. Even the hardest of stone-face killers would be like “GAWD-DAMN!” when they hear what he’s in there for.
I would hate for this cannibal stuff to become a trend. Just in case, I’m stocking up on weapons and practicing my zombie kill-strikes in preparation for the first person with crazy-eyes to come within three feet of me. Then again, “Your Honor, I had to kill him; He looked like a people-eater” may not be a sound legal defense. Let me rethink this strategy & get back to you all…Tweet