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Quick! Who Speaks African?

by on 21. Jan, 2011 in Africa, Karaoke, Lionel Richie, Music, Video, Youtube

Who knows what Lionel Richie was saying during the Swahili part of “All Night Long?” By the way, I’m just assuming it was Swahili. I don’t want to be like “Why was Lionel singing in African?” like that’s an actual language. When I did the song at a karaoke night years ago, I just made [...]

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Jermaine Jackson Stranded In Africa

by on 12. Jan, 2011 in Africa, Child, Hair, Haircut

Jermaine Jackson’s passport expired, and because he owes $92,921 in back child support, he’s stuck in Africa and the U.S. will not issue him another one. First off, I have very little sympathy for deadbeat dads. Even less for deadbeat dads who give their children jacked up names like Jermajesty. Less still, for deadbeat dads [...]

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It’s A FELABRATION B*tches!

by on 15. Oct, 2009 in Africa, Music, Twitter, Video, Youtube

According to folks on Twitter, it’s Fela Kuti’s birthday. Therefore, I feel like playing some of his music over here. Is this comedy? No. Do I give a sh*t? Nope. I do NOT give one single, solitary doo-doo terd. Any more questions? Didn’t think so. Just listen, and nod your head to the beat. I’ll [...]

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Black Bart Simpson and Africa Medallions

by on 01. Sep, 2009 in 90's, Africa, Black, T shirt

My 25-and-older readers, don’t act like you don’t remember wanting one of these shirts as a kid! Black Bart Simpson used to be the sh*t! Hell, regular yellow Bart Simpson is great in his own right, but the Black Bart Simpson shirt was an instant classic, and a first-ballot inductee to the Bootleg T-Shirt Hall [...]

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Afrocentric Devil Horns

by on 27. Jul, 2009 in Africa, Head, Party

I know you wish you’d thought of it first! Don’t hate! Tweet

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New Edition On U Street

by on 17. Apr, 2008 in Africa, Art, Charity, DC, Music, U Street

Before you start singing “If It Isn’t Love” and all that stuff, I was not referring to THAT New Edition. Then again, since I did bring them up, I may as well throw on a little 80′s classic happy Springtime music to make you smile on this beautiful day.

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I Am Not Special After All

by on 11. Dec, 2007 in Africa, DC, French, Sex, STD, Stripper, Wang, Women

My good friend Rob and I had a funny conversation back when we first met. You see, we both worked as bouncers back in the day. Me, and the now-defunt Republic Gardens, and Rob at an upscale area strip club in DC. When he told me the name of the place, I immediately remembered the [...]

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