Upon hearing about the legal problems of Jason Russell, co-founder of Invisible Children, I had to do a double-take. The man responsible for KONY2012 going viral now stands accused of masturbating in public and vandalizing cars? If this is true, it took less than a week of internet stardom to drive him to the point [...]
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Quick! Who Speaks African?
Who knows what Lionel Richie was saying during the Swahili part of “All Night Long?” By the way, I’m just assuming it was Swahili. I don’t want to be like “Why was Lionel singing in African?” like that’s an actual language. When I did the song at a karaoke night years ago, I just made [...]
Jermaine Jackson Stranded In Africa
Jermaine Jackson’s passport expired, and because he owes $92,921 in back child support, he’s stuck in Africa and the U.S. will not issue him another one. First off, I have very little sympathy for deadbeat dads. Even less for deadbeat dads who give their children jacked up names like Jermajesty. Less still, for deadbeat dads [...]
It’s A FELABRATION B*tches!
According to folks on Twitter, it’s Fela Kuti’s birthday. Therefore, I feel like playing some of his music over here. Is this comedy? No. Do I give a sh*t? Nope. I do NOT give one single, solitary doo-doo terd. Any more questions? Didn’t think so. Just listen, and nod your head to the beat. I’ll [...]
Black Bart Simpson and Africa Medallions
My 25-and-older readers, don’t act like you don’t remember wanting one of these shirts as a kid! Black Bart Simpson used to be the sh*t! Hell, regular yellow Bart Simpson is great in his own right, but the Black Bart Simpson shirt was an instant classic, and a first-ballot inductee to the Bootleg T-Shirt Hall [...]
New Edition On U Street
Before you start singing “If It Isn’t Love” and all that stuff, I was not referring to THAT New Edition. Then again, since I did bring them up, I may as well throw on a little 80′s classic happy Springtime music to make you smile on this beautiful day.
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