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On The Road To Recovery

2012 has been both incredibly promising and agonizingly painful. As you may already know, I have an event coming up January 24th, the likes of which Washington DC has never seen before. It features great music as well as the chance to go up and share your own public rant about ANYTHING. Think “karaoke” meets [...]

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I Owe DeAngelo Hall an Apology

Drunken conversations with famous people never go well for me. I was out last night celebrating the birthdays of my friends Monica and Rob. During the course of the evening, alcohol happened, and I went from Laid Back Leon to the Light Skinned Incredible Hulk. At a certain point, I saw DeAngelo Hall of the [...]

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Cookie Monster Thuggin’

I’m the only guy on Earth who encounters Muppets at a bar. Thug Muppets, at that. Cookie Monster was always one of my favorites on Sesame Street. He was a simple guy; he knew exactly what he wanted, and he went for  it. Yes, some might call him obsessed, but I prefer to look at [...]

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Shia Needs to Stop Going to Bars

Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t this like the 3rd or 4th bar fight that Shia LeBeouf has gotten into? Judging from the beating he just took, I hope he thinks twice about getting into another one. You know you’re getting your ass kicked when a guy on crutches feels the need to intervene. [...]

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Conversation With A Mysogynist

It always surprises me when I encounter a real-life misogynist. How does one manage to hate ALL women? It seems like quite a laborious undertaking. I don’t have the time or energy to hang on to beefs with one person these days, let alone an entire gender! Besides, it’s completely ridiculous, which should go without [...]

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Drinking Liquor For The Kids!

I’m supporting Community of Hope’s Happy Hour for Hope this Thursday, June 23 from 5-8pm, and it would be nice to see some of you there. Six restaurants in Adams Morgan have agreed to donate a percentage of their sales to Community of Hope, and they are all on the block and a half of [...]

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Recommend A Good Whiskey or Bourbon?

Right now, I am sipping on a homemade spiced bourbon. Blame it on the snow. Winter weather makes me crave dark liquor, hot food and sex. Not always necessarily in that order, but always at least one or two of the three would suffice. If I can pull off the trifecta…JACKPOT! Leon = A Happy [...]

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