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Speaking of Dreams…

  How many of you have been so drunk that you had The Pee Dream? Don’t be afraid to admit it! You know, the dream where you think you’re in front of the toilet and it feels real…until moisture wakes you up and it literally feels TOO real! All you can do at that point is get [...]

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Last Day In New York City

…and I’ve actually managed to stay out of trouble. The fact that I’ve had to get up at the ass-crack of dawn every day for this conference is the main reason why. I was so tired last night, that I fell asleep with the lights on and the Hip Hop issue of Wax Poetics magazine [...]

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Live From NYC

If I lived in NY, I’d have much more comedic material. Currently, I’m in Manhattan at a conference, which is why you all haven’t heard from me in a few days. My internet access is limited, since I’m a cheapskate who refuses to pay an extra $16 a night for the wifi. Sure, I could [...]

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Someone Tried To Steal My Identity

My bank card was stolen on Friday night. Usually, that’s not a laughing matter, but I have to give it to whoever the thief was: he or she had one hell of a night with it! Once I realized my card was gone, I did some research and made a few phone calls. My findings [...]

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The Captain Morgan

I teabagged a midget on the dance floor. There. I said it. Now that I think back to the incident, it’s not nearly as bad as it sounds. Then again, maybe it is. You be the judge: The other night, I was at a lounge where the DJ was playing all kinds of great music. [...]

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If You’re Ever This Drunk, Please Go Home!

Don’t try to buy more beer. No good can come from it! Tweet

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