I logged onto Twitter today, & fell into a comic GOLD MINE! RazB of B2K fame managed to insult Chris Brown while vying for the affections of Rihanna via his Twitter feed. Chris Brown responded to RazB, and all Hell broke a-loose in a glitter-sprinkled ball of R&B fury! I’m glad I don’t work as [...]
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We Should Salute This Man!
When a bully picked on James Jones’ disabled daughter and put an open condom on her head, he went to the school, and they did nothing. So Mr. Jones proceeded to do what any red-blooded American would: he confronted that little bastard and put the fear of God in him! I’m not a father, but [...]
Today’s Pookie Award Recipient: Cavs Owner Dan Gilbert
I’m sure you’re all tired of the LeBron James free agency saga. However, I must write about it once more since it gets more ridiculous by the hour. I’m having a hard time figuring out whose the bigger jackass, Lebron, or Cleveland Cavaliers owner Dan Gilbert. Right now, I’m leaning towards Dan Gilbert, because his [...]
Who Loses Their Keys?
I am the only ass-clown I know who manages to lose his house keys. This is truly upsetting. I did not even realize that they were gone until I went to the gym yesterday after work and looked for them, since my membership thingy is on the key ring. I figured “Oh, I must have [...]
A Misfortune Cookie
The photo above is what was inside of a fortune cookie that I opened on Saturday. What kind of jerk puts something like this inside of a cookie?! I don’t know if this is telling me that I’m destined to go to prison, or become the victim of some type of criminal act. As you [...]
Rants In The Name Of Religion
I regularly see a group of Hebrew Iraelites preaching outside Columbia Heights metro station as I make my way to the gym. As a result of hearing them yelling at people on numerous occasions, I have come to one conclusion: these motherf*ckers hate just about EVERYBODY! If anybody has ever had an encounter with angry [...]
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