Really. Pull your f*cking pants up. Nobody wants to see that sh*t. I saw this sign on Facebook, and it spoke to my soul. I wish they hadn’t used a illustration of someone looking so…Black-tastic, but since “my people” are the ones doing this 90% of the time, I guess it makes sense. I feel [...]
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You Cannot Hide From Google
A friend of mine is worried about her career future because the 1st page of a Google search of her name brings up photos of her ass. I’m not going to mention her by name, because she’s probably already going to attack me for writing about this in the first place.There is no need to [...]
My Refrigerator Is NSFW
My refrigerator is decorated with Obama and ass. Click here if you don’t believe me(slightly NSFW). I live down the street from a strip club, so booty fliers get littered throughout the neighborhood. Since unsolicited ass is literally being littered about, why not be creative with it? This was not my original idea, but I [...]
Creative Health Care Reform Protest Photos
I’m all about civil disobedience, especially when it involves fake butt cheeks! For the past few days, there have been people protesting about a block away from my office in favor of health care reform. The two folks I saw with hospital gowns, fake asses and signs that say “Are you covered?” were the ones [...]
Ass-Plosives
No, this entry is not about silent-but-violent farts. I was watching the news the other day, and saw this story about an assassination attempt on a Saudi prince by a member of Al Qaeda. To me, that wasn’t surprising. What was surprising, however, was the manner in which he tried to carry out his attack. [...]
Obama Was Not Looking At Ass
In another classic case of angles betraying a brother, the internet is abuzz about a photo that supposedly catches Barack Obama and French President Nicolas Sarkozy checking out some young girl’s ass. The claim is questionable, at best. News video shows that it was just a bad angle that gives a false Bill Clintonesque appearance [...]
Doing Vets Dirty…Literally!
The U.S. needs to treat it’s war veterans better. I’m watching a CNN story about the VA hospital in Miami that put thousands of veterans at risk for HIV and hepatitis by not properly cleaning water pumps used in colonoscopies. I’m no medical expert…but to me, that sounds like something that was up people’s stankin’ [...]
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