1 Corinthians 13 has always been one of the most memorable Bible passages to me. As great as it is, I do not want to read it an inch away from someone’s butt-crack. I saw this over at You Know You Dead Azz Wrong yesterday, and thought to myself “What type clown gets a scriptural [...]
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Damn Beyonce!
I saw this on a messageboard which shall remain nameless, and HAD to share it with my brethren over here. While the image is technically work-safe, there is an exceptional view of Beyonce booty on display. You’ve been warned… Now click the link and thank me. That made me think of the “Booty Butt Cheeks” [...]
A Mosquito Bit Me On The Ass
Sometimes, you get warning signs that tell you that your day isn’t going to go the way that you planned it. This morning, that sign came in the form of sexual assault…by a mosquito. I swear to God I couldn’t make up a scenario like this. I went in the bathroom to take care of [...]
Support Jade and Her Backside
My fellow DC blogger Jade needs your vote. She is currently a contestant in the DC101 $1,000 Thong Contest. This means, you, the lucky www.listentoleon.net reader, have the rare opportunity to help out someone cool, and look at ass at the same time! It’s the gift that keeps on giving! Tweet
Back-O-Lanterns
It’s officially Halloween, so today’s subject matter contains all of the elements of a classic horror tale. Things are not always as they appear…There are unnatural creatures walking the Earth that were born 100% human, but are now…SOMETHING ELSE! Creatures altered by cutting edge science…Creatures that at first appear normal, then “AAAAAHHHH!” They turn around [...]
Maybe I Really Should Release An Album
For years, I have joked about releasing my debut album “Dry Humpin On Yo Momma’s Couch.” I even put some of the tracks on here back in 2004, but alas, those classic audio clips were lost when the site where they were hosted was taken down. Now, in 2007, the music industry has shown me [...]
Deceptive Booty
Today’s entry is dedicated to those who appreciate a woman with a nice booty. The men and women with an appreciation for fine hindparts will definitely understand where I’m coming from today. Picture this: You’re walking up the street, leaving a bar on a warm summer night. You see a somewhat attractive woman walking towards [...]
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