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So This Is Where Axe Got Their Ideas From

This old school Hai Karate commercial laid the foundation for all of the testosterone-fueled clips Americans are force-fed during most sporting events and prime-time shows popular with young men. I wonder what Hai Karate used to smell like? More importantly, this dude karate-chopped up his own living room in order to avoid being raped! I [...]

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To Hell With Axe!

Apparently there is a spray-on viagra being tested right now. If scientists can figure out a way to give limp d*ck mofos a new lease on life with a spray, it’s only a matter of time before they come up with an “I’m Sexy” body spray that actually turns women on. I don’t know about [...]

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One Day I’ll Be a Tarantino or Dame Dash

This past weekend, I embarked on my first serious independent film project…And failed miserably. I found out about the Axe Shower Gel World’s Dirtiest Film contest with about a week and a half to write a script for a short segment, assemble a crew, film the thing, edit it, and submit it. I hustled all [...]

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