Yes, I know this is the corniest title of all time, and no, I am not ashamed to admit it. I’m owning my imperfections today. At lunch today, I learned that if no one else pays me any attention, I’ll be appreciated by one group: bumblebees. It was nice outside, so I sat down at [...]
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Today’s Inappropriate Lesson
Using peppermint soap when showering makes your balls tingle. Don’t ask me how I found out. I still don’t know how I feel about this one. On one hand, having soap open every pore on your body makes you feel extra clean. On the other hand, the night air feeling this good is probably a [...]
How Many Of You Played With Your Balls As A Kid?
I did! This commercial brought back memories!!! Madballs were from the “Garbage Pail Kids” era of gross-out toys. Tweet
Leon’s Dress Shirt Is SO SMALL…
…It looks like body paint. …You can see my heart beating in it. People can read my pulse from across the room. …I look like the Dominican Incredible Hulk. ….I look like some kind of traveling stripper. Like I’m going to arrive at a bachelorette party, rip it open and say “Ladies, it’s time to [...]
Gym Karma
Once again, God shows me that he has quite the sense of humor. Over the past week at my gym, I’ve witnessed some serious joke-worthy phenomena. I already wrote about the smelly crackhead from the other day, but I didn’t mention the story of how I literally laughed at a man’s pain as he got [...]
I Thought MY Story Was Bad
I thought that my MANscaping story was bad, but the horrors found in the one that Gilbert Arenas told Men’s Journal made mine look like a Disney fairytale! Tweet
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