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No Fingering The President

Everywhere I go, I keep seeing this photo of Arizona Governor Jan Brewer sticking her finger in the face of President Obama. I wish I were a Secret Service agent on the scene when this happened. I would have tackled the f*ck out of her. It’s crazy the level of disrespect the first Black President [...]

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US Debt Ceiling Talk

I have purposely been avoiding talking about the U.S. debt crisis saga over here. I’m no economist; I’m a humorist. If you want random observations, I’m your guy. Fiscal responsibility, well, let’s just say that there’s a reason I don’t answer phone calls from numbers I do not recognize. The decisions that caused me to [...]

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Hey Birthers – It DOES Exist!

It’s a damned shame the leader of the free world had to upload his birth certificate to shut people the Hell up. Knowing Birthers, some idiot with no proof whatsoever will try to claim it’s a fraud. It’s crazy how some people would rather look like conspiracy theorist simpletons than openly admit that they don’t [...]

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Now THIS Is What You Call A Parody

I am in tears laughing at this Baracka Flocka Flames video! It succeeds mightily whereas the video I posted this morning leaves viewers scratching their heads like “WTF did I just witness?” If you’re going to do a parody clip, it needs to be somewhat clear that it’s a parody. It also needs to make [...]

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Obama Wants To Kick Some Ass

If I were President Obama, I would have been threatening to kick people’s asses LONG before today. When you’re the Leader of the Free World, people blame you for stuff when things go wrong. When you are the first black leader of the Free World, people blame you for stuff that happened before you got [...]

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Classic Photo Jokes, 10-19-09

I know you’ve all seen this Barack Obama photo before, but I would like to take this time out to highlight just how pimpish it is. This dude is leaning back puffing on something in a straw hat. YOU HEAR ME?! A STRAW HAT!!! Not just anybody can pull that off. They won’t even sell [...]

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The U.S. Has Gone Crazy

Caution: Today’s entry might sound a little harsh; maybe even somewhat mean spirited. It’s not. What you are reading is tough love, delivered from a man unafraid to call it how he sees it. Therefore, read on, and try not to get too offended if and when I should happen to pull your card. There. [...]

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