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Michelle Obama’s Shorts…

Michelle Obama’s shorts, and the public outcry that they brought on, have lead me to one conclusion: There’s some f*cking going on in the White House! Both Michelle and Barack Obama keep themselves in good shape, both are relatively young, and they obviously love each other. This is the first time I’ve ever thought that [...]

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Assault Weapons At Presidential Protests

I have made an effort to take a break from writing about political stuff over here for the past month or so. After pissing off numerous Conservatives and Marion Barry supporters alike, I decided to focus on lighter fare for awhile. Alas, I am forced to voice my opinion once again, thanks to seeing a [...]

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The Beer Summit

Who comes up with these names? The much anticipated meeting of the President and Vice President with Professor Henry Louis Gates, Jr and Sgt. James Crowley has been labeled the Beer Summit.I’m just waiting to see how many e-mails I get this afternoon from party promoters who decided to change the names of their usual [...]

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Obama Was Not Looking At Ass

In another classic case of angles betraying a brother, the internet is abuzz about a photo that supposedly catches Barack Obama and French President Nicolas Sarkozy checking out some young girl’s ass. The claim is questionable, at best. News video shows that it was just a bad angle that gives a false Bill Clintonesque appearance [...]

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Obama Has Hope Shaken By Denny’s

This video made me laugh. Gotta love the Onion News Network! Tweet

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Fox News to Obama: You Are Not Important Enough

Fox News to Obama: You Are Not Important Enough

I just saw that Fox News has decided to pass on airing President Obama’s 100th day press conference on Wednesday. I can’t say that I’m surprised by this slight, but quite frankly, the fact that I’m not surprised is pretty sad. This back and forth partisan foolishness has to stop, because it’s getting to be [...]

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Please Spare Us The Presidential Man-Tits, Washingtonian

Dear Washingtonian magazine, Let me start off by saying that I love your publication. This is not an overall condemnation of your magazine; just an overall “WTF” at your choice of cover photos. I think I speak for a large segment of the population when I say that I don’t want to see that fellow’s [...]

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