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Apparently I Have Crazy Beat-A-B*tch Face

The past weekend, I had a couple of interesting conversations with strangers. The first was when a salesperson in some store walked up to me and said “You look like a young Manny Ramirez from back when he played in Cleveland.” The guy went on to talk about the time he met Ramirez as a [...]

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I Told You So: Barry Bonds Edition

Little Barry, Big Barry Barry Bonds managed to beat his perjury charges yesterday. I have been saying all along that this trial was pointless. Prosecuters never had enough damning evidence in this case to convict someone who can afford the type of lawyers Barry can, so now, I am obligated to say “I told you [...]

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A Karate Kidpiphany

I watched the Karate Kid after the Super Bowl last night. I know, random. This choice was made after thinking about a statement my friend Tajh made about how much popular culture these days is a lazy collection of 80′s rehashes. I agree with him, yet the conversation still made me nostalgic enough to go [...]

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Nyjer Please!

Last night was full of laughter, thanks to Nyjer Morgan of the Washington Nationals. I was hanging out with my boy E at Ben’s Next Door, watching the Nationals get their asses handed to them by the Florida Marlins. Before I get too far into the story, let me explain that E is one of [...]

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Lazy-Ass Security

These are some lazy ass police officers at this Baltimore Orioles game. They let this guy run 3 miles around the stadium before finally arresting him. I guess they didn’t want to end up on the news like the cop who tazered a fan in Philadelphia. However, their inaction is unacceptable. I’d much rather have [...]

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Milton Bradley: Tell ‘Em Why You Mad, Son!

I’m somewhat of a casual baseball follower. I check scores and watch the occasional game or two during the regular season, but the sport does not get interesting to me until around playoff time. That said, there are some players I keep up with because they are just that good, and others I watch because, [...]

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What Did The Gatorade Ever Do To You?

I was flipping channels past Sportscenter, and they showed footage of the Chicago Cubs’s Carlos Zambrano’s meltdown after getting ejected from Wednesday night’s game against the Pittsburgh Pirates. All I wanna know is, what did Gatorade ever do to you to deserve this?! I wanted to embed the video, but Major Leage Baseball is being [...]

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