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As Seen On Leon’s Phone: Bathroom Motivation

by on 26. May, 2011 in As Seen on Leon's Phone, Bathroom, DC

It’s good to know that some previous pisser believes in me. The only way this bathroom wall message could be any more randomly inspiring is if there were a glory hole next to it. *Raising both arms in the air* But seriously, there’s nothing wrong with a little positivity, no matter where it comes from! [...]

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Celebs and Cameraphones

by on 10. Feb, 2011 in Bathroom, Congress, Craigslist, Sex

A lot of people must be getting laid thanks to Craigslist. Apparently, I missed the memo. Before I touch on that subject, I’ll give you a moment to finish laughing at Congressman Chris Lee in the photo above pulling a Bishop Eddie Long, posing in the mirror like a lil’ hoe. The past six months [...]

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Where the Hell is the Pee Key?

by on 09. Oct, 2008 in Bathroom

The office that I work in is one where you need to use a key to get into the bathroom. Yesterday after eating lunch and drinking a giant bottle of gatorade, I felt the need to go do #1. To my dismay, BOTH of the bathroom pee keys were gone! This meant that not only [...]

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Finally Saw The Dark Knight

by on 15. Aug, 2008 in Bathroom, Film

The other day, I finally joined the rest of the free world and saw The Dark Knight. Overall, I thought it was a great movie. The only problem to me, was the film’s length. I am planning to write the director a letter, requesting that his next damn-near 3 hour movie come with a brief [...]

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Urinal Distance Is A Must

by on 25. Jun, 2008 in Bathroom, Men

Earlier, I had to break down one of the Man Laws for a young lady who failed to see what most guys feel is completely logical and normal behavior. Her question was: There Are Five Urinals. The 1st and 3rd urinal are taken. Which one do you choose? My answer was “There is no question. [...]

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Quest For A Crapper

by on 19. Dec, 2007 in Bathroom, Christmas, Chuck Taylor, Law, Men, Mom, Shopping, Silver Spring, Sister, Stank, Top Sider

This past weekend, I was a little under the weather. It was my first official reminder that I am indeed an old, broken-down black man who has entered a new decade of life. The medicine I was prescribed by my doctor had me feeling about 85% better by Sunday morning, but it had one rough [...]

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