Archive | Beautiful RSS feed for this section
HALLE-BERRY-BIKINI-PHOTO

Halle Berry > Everyone Else

Happy Belated 45th Birthday Halle Berry. This woman has aged like fine wine! Before any of you starts hating and says “But she’s RICH fine wine, who may or may not have had some work done” I need you to realize something: IT DOES NOT MATTER TO US MEN! All that matters is the end [...]

Read full storyComments { 2 }
wpid-images-1.jpeg

Markdown Exemptions

“Closing time. Ugly lights. Everybody’s inspected; but you are a natural beauty unaffected” – Prince. If you are a man and you’ve ever been in the situation above, then you already know it’s a great place to be! As a general rule, women you meet in bars or clubs are entitled to a 20-30% markdown [...]

Read full storyComments { 2 }
flag-football-ladies-5

One of the Perks of Blogging – Ladies Flag Football!

Sometimes I think to myself, “Leon, you’re unbelievably awesome. So awesome, in fact, that you’ve probably outgrown this blogger geek thing.” Then, there are days that remind me why I do what I do. One such day was last Sunday, when a friend of mine asked me to referee an all-ladies’ flag football scrimmage. I’m [...]

Read full storyComments { 9 }
jerk-store

Even When I’m Not An Ass, I’m An Ass

Even when I’m trying to do the right thing, I can’t help but be a jerk. The perfect example of this came on Wednesday night. I worked late, so I ended up checking out this lounge up the street from my office. While there, I met a tall, slim, beautiful young lady who was in [...]

Read full storyComments { 6 }
Caressa-Cameron-Miss-America

Miss America is From Fredericksburg!

Caressa Cameron, the new Miss America is originally from my hometown of Fredericksburg, VA. I’m really happy to hear that! I can now say “the home of Miss America” when people ask me about where I’m from, instead of “50 miles south of D.C. and 50 miles north of Richmond, but not nearly as fun [...]

Read full storyComments { 1 }
yahct-body-shipwreck-face

Just Saw The Woman Of My Dreams

I just saw the woman of my dreams!!!! Well actually, she was just the woman of my dreams from the neck down. God could have blessed her with a little more pretty. Her body was RIGHT though! Even though I won’t be going there, I’m sure she’s getting plenty of attention today since her curves [...]

Read full storyComments { 8 }
zoe-saldana

Zoe, I’ve Wanted You Since “Drumline”

If I make it to see Star Trek this Spring/Summer, Zoe Saldana will be the reason why. Can you blame me?! I’ve wanted to sweep Zoe off her feet since “Drumline.” For real, I’d sell my soul to Satan for $35, a plate of ribs from Grandma’s house…and Zoe Saldana. Ok, maybe burning in Hell [...]

Read full storyComments { 4 }