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Things I Could Do With $30

I just found an ad network check in my laptop bag from October. I’m pretty successful at this blogging thing, but not successful enough to literally LOSE MONEY like that! The check was just for $30, but I’m saying…I can do a lot with $30! For instance… Things I could do with $30 Ball out [...]

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Separate Checks Please

It’s inevitable. Whenever 4 or more of my people go to dinner, there is bound to be some kind of controversy once it comes time to pay the check. I hate to generalize, since I’m sure this behavior is not mutually exclusive to us black folks, but 90% of the time when I’m out with [...]

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Dead Men Cash No Checks

Big Homie sent out a Myspace bulletin about this, and I was immediately inspired to make jokes. The New York Times reports that two men were arrested for pushing a corpse in a rolling office chair to the local check-cashing spot and attempting to cash his Social Security check. This sentence alone makes me laugh, [...]

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