If you’ve tried the grilled chicken at KFC, I need your feedback. Every time I watch an NBA playoff game, those commercials for Kentucky Grilled Chicken come on during timeouts. It never fails. About every 10 minutes, I’ll see people standing next to a white background eating grilled chicken with their bare hands out of [...]
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Imported Cigar x Carryout Chicken = Comatose
I am a little bit out of sorts right now. Last Saturday, my friend Hassan gave me a Dominican cigar, out of the kindness of his overgrown, Al B. Sure-looking heart. So me, being the grateful and ever so wonderful friend I am, I decided to smoke it tonight, despite the fact that I am [...]
Showing You The Way To Free Chicken
PSSSSSSSST!!! Hey, you! YEAH YOU! THE PERSON READING THIS ENTRY! Word on the street is, the Chik-Fil-A in downtown Silver Spring, MD has what is the essentially a chicken sandwich happy hour every Monday night. I went in there yesterday, and the lady behind the counter told me that every Monday, you get a free chicken [...]
Someone Had Sex With Her! TWICE!
Maybe I’m just a messed up individual for having this thought…I’ll let you be the judge. Yesterday, I saw a woman who was very “aesthetically-challenged.” Imagine Mr. T with his beard shaved and a perm, and you’ve got a mental picture of this lady. She was one of those people who looked so rough, that [...]
DC Question of the Day
What the hell is mumbo sauce? No, really. What the hell is it? I know that it’s that almost florescent red-colored stuff that they give you at the carry out resturant to put on chicken and french fries. What I really NEED to know is, what’s in it? What ingredients come together to create the [...]
Stereotypes Ruined My Lunch
Monday afternoon, I was eating lunch by myself at the relatively new job I’m working at. Not that I’m anti-social or anything…I just wanted to eat quick so I could sneak off and take a little nap after my meal. For some reason I had trouble sleeping Sunday night, and it came back to haunt [...]
Once Again, Extra Chicken Strips Put To Good Use
Awhile back, I made an entry discussing the genius of KFC’s “Snacker” sandwiches. What better way to get the most out of leftover chicken strips, than to put them on a little bun with some sparkly mayonnaise and sell them for $1.00 a pop? Well, it seems McDonalds has done them one better. They have [...]
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