The overriding theme of my Thanksgiving was “kids.” The entire weekend, I was around the next generation of my family as well as the families of close friends. A good number of said friends and relatives apparently had lots of sex during the blizzard of 2009, because all of the children around me this weekend [...]
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Artistically Stealing Your Halloween Candy
I feel a little bad for laughing so much at this “I Told My Kids I Ate All Their Halloween Candy” video from Jimmy Kimmel, so as a result, I must do something good to balance out karma. That good deed, is spreading the word about the Document The Fresh show tomorrow at Lamont Bishop [...]
Fear
We’re just over three days in to October, and I’m already making Halloween plans. One of these plans tentatively includes telling a scary story onstage at an awesome event from the people at Speakeasy DC. I say “tentatively” because I have been busy as Hell and I haven’t finished the proper steps to be confirmed [...]
This Poor Hilarious Child
Saw this year-old YouTube clip and figured I should write about it. I’m really glad this kid is too young to understand what she saw! Also, why does her Dad sound like Jadakiss? It’s funny how kids can make almost anything adorable; in this case, something she’ll probably be in therapy about years later. As [...]
DC Made Me Go Pee Wee
DC is literally going to make me kill someone’s child one day. Yes, I know that’s a horrible way to start an entry on a humor blog, but I’m saying. I might have to become the black Punisher and dish out lethal justice, even if it means that this page will be used as evidence [...]
People Are Crazy
Warning: This post contains a defense of Michele Bachmann as well as a plea on behalf of Bert and Ernie from Sesame Street. I promise that it will all make sense in the end. It’s not as strange as it sounds… Now that I got the disclaimer out of the way, let me begin by [...]
He Never Had A Chance
Once again, on the topic of names that scream out “I’m from the ‘hood”…Why would someone do this to their child? Naming a kid something stupid like “Darealyst” should be considered a form of abuse. Maybe not punishable by jail, but by something equally ridiculous and embarrassing so that the parent can know what the [...]
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