Saturday, I took what was supposed to be a leisurely trip to the zoo. The “leisurely” part did not last long, as I was forced to chase down and intimidate an 8 year old. I know it sounds evil, but once I explain why I did it, you’ll understand. I was enjoying an afternoon with [...]
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What In The Leatherface Hell?!
Yes, this woman is real. Her name is Patricia Krentcil. She is facing criminal charges for allegedly taking her 5 year old daughter into a tanning booth with her. Judging from her char-broiled appearance, I doubt that any jury on Earth would believe a word she says. The only thing missing from this fool’s face [...]
KONY’s Revenge *UPDATED*
Upon hearing about the legal problems of Jason Russell, co-founder of Invisible Children, I had to do a double-take. The man responsible for KONY2012 going viral now stands accused of masturbating in public and vandalizing cars? If this is true, it took less than a week of internet stardom to drive him to the point [...]
Babies
The overriding theme of my Thanksgiving was “kids.” The entire weekend, I was around the next generation of my family as well as the families of close friends. A good number of said friends and relatives apparently had lots of sex during the blizzard of 2009, because all of the children around me this weekend [...]
Artistically Stealing Your Halloween Candy
I feel a little bad for laughing so much at this “I Told My Kids I Ate All Their Halloween Candy” video from Jimmy Kimmel, so as a result, I must do something good to balance out karma. That good deed, is spreading the word about the Document The Fresh show tomorrow at Lamont Bishop [...]
Fear
We’re just over three days in to October, and I’m already making Halloween plans. One of these plans tentatively includes telling a scary story onstage at an awesome event from the people at Speakeasy DC. I say “tentatively” because I have been busy as Hell and I haven’t finished the proper steps to be confirmed [...]
This Poor Hilarious Child
Saw this year-old YouTube clip and figured I should write about it. I’m really glad this kid is too young to understand what she saw! Also, why does her Dad sound like Jadakiss? It’s funny how kids can make almost anything adorable; in this case, something she’ll probably be in therapy about years later. As [...]
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