DC is literally going to make me kill someone’s child one day. Yes, I know that’s a horrible way to start an entry on a humor blog, but I’m saying. I might have to become the black Punisher and dish out lethal justice, even if it means that this page will be used as evidence [...]
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People Are Crazy
Warning: This post contains a defense of Michele Bachmann as well as a plea on behalf of Bert and Ernie from Sesame Street. I promise that it will all make sense in the end. It’s not as strange as it sounds… Now that I got the disclaimer out of the way, let me begin by [...]
He Never Had A Chance
Once again, on the topic of names that scream out “I’m from the ‘hood”…Why would someone do this to their child? Naming a kid something stupid like “Darealyst” should be considered a form of abuse. Maybe not punishable by jail, but by something equally ridiculous and embarrassing so that the parent can know what the [...]
Drinking Liquor For The Kids!
I’m supporting Community of Hope’s Happy Hour for Hope this Thursday, June 23 from 5-8pm, and it would be nice to see some of you there. Six restaurants in Adams Morgan have agreed to donate a percentage of their sales to Community of Hope, and they are all on the block and a half of [...]
Jermaine Jackson Stranded In Africa
Jermaine Jackson’s passport expired, and because he owes $92,921 in back child support, he’s stuck in Africa and the U.S. will not issue him another one. First off, I have very little sympathy for deadbeat dads. Even less for deadbeat dads who give their children jacked up names like Jermajesty. Less still, for deadbeat dads [...]
Tough Love, Facebook Style
So…how many of you would discipline your child via social media? I can’t lie, I laughed at this video because if you’re going to try to create some kind of make-believe online tough guy presence, you deserve to be embarrassed by a loved one. Better that then get shot dead in the street by someone [...]
Laptopgate
My blogging has slowed down recently, thanks to my laptop being stolen. I know who did it, and I’m handling things 100% legally. It won’t happen quickly, but it’s looking like the punk ass, bitch-made ass guilty party will completely regret taking anything from yours truly. However, in the meantime I’m using my really old [...]
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