Does anyone REALLY think that God would actually tell us the exact date when the world will end? That kinda takes the fun and excitement out of everything. The only way I’m seeing the Four Horsemen on Saturday is if I happen to crash a dinner party at Ric Flair’s house. In that instance, I [...]
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The End Is Near-er
I thought we at least had ’till 2012 before the world comes to an end! Now, the Apocalypse officially arrives May 21, 2011. It’s painted on a yellow van, so it must be true! I read a story about the church behind the theory that the world will come to an end at this exact [...]
When Our Heroes Wear Muscle Shirts
For the past week, I have tried to avoid making fun of the Bishop Eddie Long scandal. My reason for this is because I figured every joke possible has already been made. I’m looking at my Twitter timeline and seeing names like @BishopEddieLongstroke and @EddieSchlong being retweeted. It’s so bad that my bartender friend Jeremy [...]
Never Trust a Man With a Handebar Mustache
I hate to bring more attention to Pastor Terry Jones, but it is my duty as a humorist to make fun of simpletons. Therefore, I am about to roast this guy with jokes in the same manner than his church plans to burn up a bunch of Qurans on September 11. What this guy is [...]
Good Friday Night Fights: Jesus vs The Easter Bunny
Early this Good Friday morning on Twitter, Black Canseco posed these questions: “Why are we more accepting of Easter eggs and the Easter Bunny than we are of Jesus Christ? Would we be more into Jesus Christ if he hopped around with a basket filled with booiled eggs and chocolate?” Of course, I gave one [...]
And Now, A Selection From The Choir
Coming from a Black Baptist Church background, I have always associated “The Holy Ghost” with having soul. Well, this video just changed all of that! I hate to laugh at people who are praising the Lord…but God knows this is pretty funny! I don’t think he’s mad at me for amusing myself with this. I’m [...]
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Pat Robertson Is A Motherfucker
by ListenToLeon on 14. Jan, 2010 in Angry, Christian, Death, Religion
I rarely ever drop the F-bomb in my title, but I think Pat Robertson’s recent comments on the earthquake in Haiti make him a more than deserving target for the mother of all swear words. It’s disgusting to hear a so-called man of God call this catastrophic disaster “a blessing in disguise.” These are human [...]