…but don’t call me when Chuck comes to your house and whips your ass! A Chuck Norris ass whipping is a fate worse than death, or so I’m told… P.S. Mr. Norris, sir…If you happen to read this, I am NOT the one responsible for making this Photoshop image of you in an Aretha Franklin [...]
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Chuck Norris Vs Billy Dee Williams
Ladies and Gentlemen, I bring you, the ultimate showdown of Macho Masculinity and Grown Man Machismo: Chuck Norris vs Billy Dee Williams, in a battle for pop-culture legend supremacy! Unless you’ve been living under an internet rock for the past few years, I’m sure you’ve heard of the Chuck Norris facts phenomenon. In response, I [...]
Tales From The Emergency Room
Yesterday, I wrote about having my creativity depleted by an affliction. Well, once again the gout decided to stage a comeback. This time, the sequel was quite aggresive, like an action movie. The Gout Strikes Back. Raiders of the Lost Gout. Gout in Africa. Gout’s Big Score! Gout Hard With A Vengeance. Whatever the case, [...]
Maybe I Should Have Asked Billy Dee First
Maybe I should have asked Billy Dee Williams for his permission before making my Billy Dee Williams Facts entry yesterday. I say this, because I read an article last night about the lawsuit Chuck Norris filed against publishing company Penguin over the book “The Truth About Chuck Norris: 400 Facts About The World’s Greatest Human.” [...]
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