I always have trouble dressing appropriately on the first nice day of Spring. I know that sentence brings to mind women who wear their “happy hour” dresses to work and try to cover ‘em up with a jacket or a cardigan until 5:00 PM on the dot, but that’s not what I’m talking about. I [...]
Me and My Ill-Fitting Britches
by ListenToLeon on 30. Aug, 2010 in Clothes, MC Hammer, Tacky
Ever notice that your outfit is f*cked up, AFTER you’ve left the house? Not a good feeling, is it? This morning, I put on a pair of khakis that I’ve never worn before, which have been in my closet for over a month. I was in a bit of a hurry to leave, so I [...]
A Short-Sleeved Turtleneck?!
by ListenToLeon on 03. Jun, 2010 in Black, Clothes, Fashion, Old, Tacky
Sanford and Son was something else! I have the famous Rollo appreciation photo up on my Twitter profile, and my friend Shawn sent me the above picture of some tall fellow’s horribly epic fashion statement. Shawn and the legendary P from my tribute story started cracking jokes, and I’ve cut & pasted them below: LocStarSilva: [...]
Kobe Bryant WTF
by ListenToLeon on 04. May, 2010 in Clothes, Gay, Kobe Bryant
Kobe looks sweeter than a sugar sandwich in this outfit! Just when I started to respect your dry-snitching-on-Shaq ass again, you go and pull this sh*t! Come on, Kobe! This is almost as bad as that A-Rod photo shoot from last year! You need some new people, man! Someone should have had the balls to [...]
Springtime Attire
by ListenToLeon on 07. Apr, 2010 in Clothes, DC, Weather, Women
I love the Spring, for the simple fact that you can look at the outfits certain women have on and know that they’re headed to happy hour IMMEDIATELY after work! Do not pass “Go.” Do not collect $200. Proceed directly to the drinks! Don’t get me wrong, I’m not complaining. You will never hear me [...]
Leon’s Dress Shirt Is SO SMALL…
by ListenToLeon on 11. Feb, 2010 in Apparel, Balls, Clothes, Fashion
…It looks like body paint. …You can see my heart beating in it. People can read my pulse from across the room. …I look like the Dominican Incredible Hulk. ….I look like some kind of traveling stripper. Like I’m going to arrive at a bachelorette party, rip it open and say “Ladies, it’s time to [...]
Ladies: Don’t Get TOO Comfortable Around Your Man
by ListenToLeon on 23. Oct, 2009 in Clothes, Music, Sex, Sleep, Uncategorized, Women, Youtube
Yes this video is a little cheesy, but it makes a great point. Ladies, when you’re in a relationship, please don’t get TOO comfortable around your man and stop wearing sexy clothes for him. Hell, it doesn’t even have to be sexy; just wear feminine stuff around the house instead of the same unflattering sweatpants [...]
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