I’ve never had anything against Carrie Underwood. I think she’s a very lovely young lady with a great voice. I don’t even care that she used said voice to encourage unstable women the world over to f*ck up people’s cars. Carrie Underwood is Leon-approved! I must make all of this crystal-clear to keep Carrie “Stans” [...]
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Not Quite Sure Why I Find You Unattractive
I need to gauge my shallowness, folks. How many of you out there have encountered someone who is not unattractive, yet for some mysterious reason they do absolutely nothing for you? To use retail clothing terms, the merchandise is not quite defective, but it’s a little bit off and slightly irregular. I thought about this [...]
Thuggin’ In Tight Slacks
I avoided talking about this topic for awhile, because a young aspiring writer I met a few months ago mentioned that he’s working on an article about today’s fashions. Since I don’t know exactly what angle he’s approaching the topic from, I’m just going to make a few quick observations on one particular DC area [...]
Summertime and Jackets
I have a query for all of you well-dressed readers out there. One that came to mind during my return to the Monday routine the other day. I’d like to get some tips on proper ways to wear jackets in the Summertime. I am asking for this imput, because I own plenty of dressy clothes [...]
Black Friday Indeed
1PM is approaching on one of the busiest retail spending days of the year, and I have already done all the shopping that I am going to do today. Wanna know what I bought? A grey skull cap for $4 at the DC Farmer’s Market to replace the one that I lost last winter. It [...]
Hood-Safe Apparel
I love my momma to death, but I don’t know if I can forgive her for dressing me up like this when I was a baby… What in the hell possessed her to put me in that Black/Puerto Rican Buddy Lee outfit?!? I’m still kinda bitter that this Kermit The F*g looking photo even exists. [...]
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